TMZ Live Jessica Simpson Birthing Ain't Cheap, Baby!

5/1/2012 11:30 AM PDT

TMZ Live: Jessica Simpson -- Birthing Ain't Cheap, Baby!

Jessica Simpson finally popped out her baby ... right on schedule -- the schedule we predicted!! Meet TMZ's Nostradumbass. Plus, why Jessica's FOUR GRAND a night suite won't put the slightest dent in her pockets.  

Also, Jennifer Lopez and Enrique Iglesias say they're co-headlining their tour -- but let's get real ... someone has to be the opening act. Who should it be? And '90210' star Trevor Donovan's icebreaker ... with the Dalai Lama! Trevor drops by to tell us how he ended up chillin' with Nobel laureates.

(0:00) It's a miracle! Jessica Simpson finally gave birth ... but the conspiracy theories are still in full effect.
(7:10) A real touching story about Octomom -- she's willing to do masterbation porn to make a buck.
(10:30) Harvey's favorite debate of the day -- who headlines their tour ... Jennifer Lopez or Enrique Iglesias.
(18:10) Trevor Donovan drops by the office to talk about schmoozing with some of the most influential people on the planet ... and how he got to do it.
(23:45) Kim Kardashian gives props to a radio station for ripping Kris Humphries. You won't believe what Mike has to say about the power of her famous behind.
(27:56) Bobby Brown wants everyone to know -- he didn't get Whitney hooked on drugs.
(30:52) One of the craziest stories EVER.
(34:12) A private investigator says a "Gossip Girl" star paid him to spy on her ex.