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Lindsay Lohan

Prosecutor REJECTS

Hit-and-Run Case

5/4/2012 2:59 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
EXCLUSIVE

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Lindsay Lohan
will NOT be prosecuted for allegedly committing a hit-and-run in Hollywood in March, because prosecutors say the accuser is full of crap.

We broke the story ... Thaer Kamal, the manager of the Hookah Lounge -- claimed Lindsay was driving when she struck him on her way out of a nearby club.

According to the L.A. County D.A.'s rejection notification, Kamal was a "non-credible witness" who changed his story and refused to cooperate with law enforcement.  He refused, among other things, to produce the medical records he claims he had from his alleged hospital visit.

Cops also say the surveillance video shows "no collision."

We reported this morning the case was almost certainly going to be rejected, but the strong language from the D.A. even surprised us.

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31.

Vorlon    

Cast list for the Machete sequel- guess who's missing from the original cast:

Jessica Alba ... Sartana

Mel Gibson

Michelle Williams ... (rumored)

Michelle Rodriguez ... Luz

Danny Trejo ... Machete Cortez

Tony Jaa ... (rumored)

Tom Savini ... Osiris

798 days ago
32.

messenger.    

the cops sould press charges against this guy for wasting police time.


Where did his famous lawyer go, whats his name Mark Gregaus? is he in hiding?

798 days ago
33.

MADISYN, LIAISON TO THE H8TURDS!!    

A LOT of posturing, strutting around as if Blohan won the lottery or even a CAMEO role. Geesh! Crowing at someone because they weren't INDICTED!


HALLELUJAH!

798 days ago
34.

Grandma Cracker    

Since he held on to his medical records, rather than give them to the police, it sounds to me like he plans a civil suit. More and more as jails fail to keep criminals behind bars, people will seek justice in monetary payment rather than jail time.

798 days ago
35.

Vorlon    

Since MESSenger claims IMDB is lying, maybe the rest of you can fill in the blanks of Lilo's acting resume since 2008:

Liz & Dick (TV movie) (pre-production)
Elizabeth Taylor
InAPPropriate Comedy (completed)
Marilyn

2010 Machete
April

2009 Labor Pains
Thea Clayhill

2008 Ugly Betty (TV series)

798 days ago
36.

messenger.    

@Vorlon


I just love it when I get under your skin LMAO!

798 days ago
37.

Vinsetta    

What I'm happy about is she can continue to pull all nighters drinking and drugging her life away. Weekend in New York City, the homebody has been out every night. Did Lindsay lie? I'd be shocked. I enjoy seeing her dig herself deeper into the world of addiction in which she now has no way to get out of. She had her chance at help, many times, only to BS her way through them. So, I have zero sympthay for her at this point. She doesn't want to get sober, I get to watch her slide. She loses, I win.

798 days ago
38.

MADISYN, LIAISON TO THE H8TURDS!!    

Bottom line. If TMZ or ROL are positive Blohan stories, they're the Gods honest truth in the eyes of the enablers. If the story is 'TRUTH' or disparages the twit in any way, the enablers will call it bull sh!t. 'Don't believe everything you read'. Its all lies, they're in it for 'the money and 15 minutes of fame'.
Blah, blah, blah. . .. .

798 days ago
39.

Vorlon    

Hate to break it to you this Massengill, it takes more than a halfwit twit like you to get under my skin. I'm just asking you to back up your statements.

Here's your big chance to prove me wrong- fill in the gaps of IMDB's resume if you can.

We're waiting.

798 days ago
40.

Grandma Cracker    

Vinsetta, of course something happened, You and I both know that, and we know how it went down. If I can put up with astro creeps like Iz and HELL(p) do you think this pip squeak Messenger bothers me? Of course not.

798 days ago
41.

TheMarshmallowMan    

OHAN Biography of Civil Disobedience
October 4, 2005: Lindsay, then 19, crashes her Mercedes into the passenger side of a van that was pulling into traffic in West Hollywood. Lindsay, her passenger and the driver of the van were briefly hospitalized for minor injuries. She is not ticketed.
Jan. 4, 2006: Tells Vanity Fair she has an eating disorder and has used drugs.
July 26, 2006: Lindsay is hospitalized for “heat exhaustion” while filming ‘Georgia Rule’, though it’s widely assumed she’s actually just hungover and/or still drunk, and the movies producer writes an open letter telling her to knock it off.
Dec. 1, 2006: Dina Lohan tells Ryan Seacrest that Lindsay is in AA, but not because she has a problem. She says Lindsay only goes to meetings to hang out with her friends.
Dec. 12, 2006: Lindsay tells People she’s been in AA for a year and hasn’t had a drink in a week.
January 17, 2007: checks into drug rehab for the first time.
February 16, 2007: checks out of rehab, immediately goes to a bar until 4am.
March 6, 2007: is taped using cocaine in the bathroom of a London club.
March 16, 2007: parties and drinks champagne at a club in New York. She’s still underage at this point.
May 15, 2007: reportedly stole over $10,000 in clothes and jewelry from a 22-year-old model named Lauren Hastings.
May 26, 2007: is arrested for drunk driving after crashing her Mercedes convertible in Beverly Hills at 5:30am. She then left the scene of the accident. Police also found a “usable” amount of cocaine in her car. It’s her third car crash in two years.
May 28, 2007: checks into drug rehab for the second time.
July, 14, 2007: checks out of rehab. That very same day she goes to Vegas and parties at Pure.
July 24, 2007: while high on cocaine, Lindsay goes on a high speed chase in a stolen Denali down PCH, reaching speeds of 100 miles per hour, that ends when a woman calls Santa Monica police saying Lohan is trying to run her down with a car. Lindsay is arrested on five counts, including driving under the influence of alcohol, driving on a suspended license and possession of narcotics. Police again find cocaine, this time in her pocket. Lindsay tells police they aren’t her pants.
July 25, 2007: checks into drug rehab for the third time.
August 3, 2007: a report says Lindsay lost a Louis Vuitton endorsement deal because she kept stealing their clothes during photo shoots.
August 23, 2007: Lohan gets charged with seven misdemeanor counts for her two DUI arrests earlier that year. She reaches a plea deal, saying she would spend one day in jail, serve 10 days of community service and complete a drug-treatment program. Lohan is placed on 36 months’ probation and required to complete an 18-month alcohol-education program and pay a $300 fine.
October 5, 2007: checks out of rehab for the third time.
November 15, 2007: begins her 1 day jail sentence, her punishment for getting two DUI’s just two months apart, including the car chase in a stolen car while high on coke. She’s released 84 minutes later due to overcrowding.
December 31, 2007: In a video posted on TMZ, Lohan drinks straight from a bottle of champagne while partying in Italy.
May 6, 2008: steals an $11,000 fur coat from a party in New York; is later photographed wearing it.
October 2008: a civil lawsuit is filed against Lindsay by three people who were in the Denali during her July 24, 2007, DUI arrest.
March 13, 2009: Warrant for her arrest issued regarding possible parole violations (alleged failure to attend counseling).
March 25, 2009: Lindsay is photographed wearing a stolen earring.
April 12, 2009: The cops are called after Lindsay tries to break into than girlfriends Samantha Ronsons house. No charges are ever filed.
March 16, 2009: Warrant is recalled after Lindsay’s lawyer clears up the “misunderstanding.”
June 16, 2009: after Lindsay does a photo shoot for Elle magazine, $400,000 in diamonds that were used in the shoot are missing.
October 16, 2009: Lohan shows up more than an hour late to a probation hearing in Beverly Hills for a progress review on her two DUI cases. She has yet to complete the alcohol counseling program she was ordered to attend in August, but is given another year to do so. The judge warns Lindsay she will go to jail if she keeps skipping meetings and “thumbing her nose” at the court.
February 8, 2010 According to her probation report, Lindsay failed a drug test a month after leaving rehab.
February 22, 2010: Lindsay admits to using cocaine.
April 14, 2010: skips a court ordered deposition related to civil suit. She is photographed out shopping.
April 21, 2010: misses a second deposition related to civil suit; says she couldn’t get a ride to court by 10 a.m. Was photographed at 2:30 a.m. leaving a club.
April 23, 2010: named a suspect in the theft of a $35,000 Rolex, is later photographed wearing it.
April 30, 2010: has yet to complete her alcohol education classes, which is a violation of her probation. She now has 8 days to complete her final 4 classes. These are the same classes she was ordered to attend in August of 2007. She was given 18 months to attend 13 classes. She’s attended 9 in three years.
May 4, 2010: shows up 22-minutes late for the third attempt at the civil-case deposition; was at Chateau Marmont the night before until 2am.
May 19, 2010: with 3 more alcohol education classes yet to be completed and only one day to do it, Lindsay goes to France and stays for almost a week. This is a direct violation of her probation.
May 20, 2010: Photos surface of Lindsay and what appears to be cocaine on a table and rolled up dollar bills in her hand
May 24, 2010: back in court, Lindsay is not sent to jail after repeatedly violating her probation, but instead is made to wear a bracelet to detect alcohol, a ban on drinking and random weekly drug testing.
June 8, 2010: her alcohol monitor bracelet goes off, indicating that Lindsay is drinking. An arrest warrant is issued, but she posts a $200,000 bail before it is carried out.
July 6, 2010: Lohan is sentenced to 90 days in jail and 90 days in rehab for violating her probation and skipping her alcohol education classes. “I did everything that I was told to do and did the best I could,” Lindsay tells the judge.
July 20, 2010: Lindsay begins her 90 day jail sentence. 12 days later, she’s released due to over crowding.
August 2, 2010: begins her court ordered 90 day drug rehab. 23 days later, she’s released.
August 26, 2010: is given stricter probation terms, including random drug testing.
September 17, 2010: fails a drug test, testing positive for cocaine. This is a direct violation of her probation.
September 24, 2010: instead of going to jail, Lindsay is fitted with another alcohol detection bracelet and allowed to live at home while awaiting a full hearing for her parole violation.
October 22, 2010: is given yet another warning by a judge, and instead of jail, is again sent to rehab, this time for 90 days. Is told by the judge that if she drinks or violates her probation in any way, she will be sent to jail for 180 days. Later, her probation report would reveal that Lindsay drank while in rehab and tested positive for alcohol use one month after leaving rehab. No charges are ever filed.
December 12, 2010: Lindsay is allegedly caught sneaking out of rehab and going to a bar, and then hits the rehab staff member who confronts her.
January 3, 2011: Lohan finishes her fourth stay in rehab and moves into an apartment in Venice, California.
January 4, 2011: The Riverside County Sheriff’s Department determines that Lindsay Lohan violated probation during her time in rehab by leaving the property, drinking, and assaulting a staff member. No charges are ever filed.
January 22, 2011: Lohan goes to a jewelry store with a friend who distracts the clerk while she steals a $2,500 necklace.
February 9, 2011: Lohan is charged with felony grand theft.
April 22, 2011: Lindsay is found guilty of violating her probation and sentenced to 120 days in jail.
May 11, 2011: Lindsay pleads no-contest to her theft charges, but is not given any additional jail time, and instead of beginning her 120 day sentence for parole violation, she will be allowed to serve that sentence at home with an electronic monitor for the next 35 days, and WILL STILL GET RELEASED EARLY DUE TO PRISON OVER CROWDING, even though she’s not actually in prison. Because of this, she will only “serve” about 14 days at her condo near the beach.
June 22, 2011: Hoping to conduct a “turn around” lifestyle interview with Matt Lauer and the Today Show, with segments on E!, Lindsay pulls the “Ultimate Diva” routine, and blows off the Lauer interview. Matt flew 3000 miles to conduct the interview.
June 23, 2011: Lindsay tests positive for alcohol allegedly consumed while conducting a “roof top” party for her friends at her Venice Beach apartment. During her house arrest, Lindsay conducted interviews, shot commercials, and read many scripts in her spare time, so she claims. Lindsay is to appear in court today with further recommendations by the County Probation Department
July 1, 2011- Lindsay Lohan is summoned to court for not completing her community service on time. The judge gives her a 1 year extension.
August 13, 2011- Lindsay Lohan gets plastered at Kim Kardashian wedding while Mom, Dina lohan, is seen feeding her daughter shots.
August 23, 2011- Lindsay Lohan sues Pitbull for mentioning her name in his song
September 14th, 2011- Lindsay Lohan makes a scene at a fashion event and throws a drink at an unsuspecting waitor which was meant for a photographer who later trashes her on twitter.
October 13th, 2011- Lindsay Lohan is kicked out of her community service due to lack of participation. She would not show up for days and when she did attend she would only stay for one hour and leave.
October 14th, 2011- Lindsay, after finding out that she has been skipping on community service, it is also found she is blowing off counseling which was mandated by the court. This is direct violation of her probation.
Oct 19th 2011- In court, Judge Saunter revokes bail and tells Lindsay directly to complete 16 hours of community at the Los Angelas county morgue to be started on October 20th.
Oct 20th 2011- Lindsay is a no show at the county morque. This is direct violation of the judges orders
Oct 25th 2011- Lindsay Lohan decide to pose fully nude in Playboy while mom, Dina, overlooks the photoshoot.
November 2nd 2011- Lindsay Lohan gets another slap on the wrist. The judge sentences her to 1 day in jail for violating her probation. She also must serve the rest of her community service at the morgue.
November 9th 2011- Lindsay Lohan checks into Los Angelas county jail and serves only 4 hours of her 30 day sentence due to "overcrowding."
March 3rd, 2012- Lindsay tries to make her comeback on SNL. She later gets slammed by critics for reading cue cards. She later blames the writers of the show.
March 14th, 2012- Lindsay Lohan leaves a club and hits a man with her car and runs off. She later switches seats with her passenger. No charges were filed.
March 15th, 2011- Lindsay is seen the night after the alleged hit and run coming out of yet another Hollywood club.
March 18th. 2011- Lindsay Lohan puts herself under house arrest to avoid any trouble until her next court hearing.
March 29th, 2012- Lindsay Lohan has finally been taken of formal probation. She gets strict orders from the judge to quit clubbing and shapen up.
April 4th, 2012- Lindsay Lohan is involved in an alleged altercation and assault at The Standard Hotel and Night Club a few days after the judges warning. She denies that she was even there but 3 witnesses and a surveillance videos says otherwise. No charges are ever filed.
April 19th, 2012- Lindsay Lohan gets into yet another altercation at the same nightclub. A woman's friend alleges Lindsay threw her drink at her friend. Her father Michael who was present denies the story. No charges are ever filed.
April 23, 2012- Rosie O' Donnell slams Lindsay on the Today Show saying she is in no position to work and is horrible for the role of Liz Taylor. Michael Lohan fires back saying Rosie is a loser.
April 24, 2012- Lindsay Lohan is late to shoot her guest spot on Glee. Cast member later slams her on twitter saying it was unprofessional.

Guys I am soon going to need a few pages

798 days ago
42.

Vinsetta    

Everyone just wants Lindsay's money. LOL.

798 days ago
43.

TheMarshmallowMan    

Dear California taxpayers,
We sincerely apologize for the waste of your time and money on the continuing charade of Lindsay Lohan’s legal proceedings. Trust us, we’re completely fine with letting her just get away with hitting people with cars, buying drugs openly in the street, stealing jackets, stealing necklaces and assaulting people in bars almost all while on probation. However, without making it seem like we give a ****, there would be chaos in the streets. Please know that in our hearts we stand with you in wishing for her untimely death. To ease this pain, we would like to remind you of the year-round temperate climate that you enjoy as well as our wonderfully lax restrictions on obtaining a medical marijuana license. Hopefully now we can all move forward, but again, Lindsay’s never going to jail. Can’t make that any more clear.

798 days ago
44.

Vorlon    

Massengill?
Hello?????
Anybody know what happened to Massengill?

798 days ago
45.

Vinsetta    

I am going to start carrying around empty high end store bags to give the allusion that I have money. Be like Lindsay! I can't though, sigh, because I never get rejected at my ATM machine.

798 days ago
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