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Secret Service Hooker

I Could've Stolen Top Secret

Obama Information

5/4/2012 8:30 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
breaking news

Dania Londono Suarez just appeared on wRadio in Colombia
The Colombian prostitute behind the massive Secret Service scandal claims she had access to top secret government info during her tryst with an SS agent -- because he was passed out drunk.

24-year-old Dania Londono Suarez just appeared on wRadio in Colombia, claiming she even had access to the agent's wallet -- because he had fallen into a deep alcohol-induced slumber ... and left all his possessions completely unattended. Dania did not say if she actually rifled through his stuff.

Dania also didn't say if she actually had sex with the agent in question -- but admitted she did enough to warrant payment ... whatever that means.

And big surprise -- Dania said a lot more went down that fateful night in Cartagena, but she'll only divulge those secrets ... for a hefty price. She's already lawyered up with one of Colombia's best attorneys.

Good thing she wasn't a spy -- OR WAS SHE?!?!

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31.

the artist formerly known as hand turkey    

Haha at the people whole drooling over this ordinary prostitute when TMZ posted those bikini pictures I suspected there was a butter face hiding behind those glasses.

I suggest she shut her skanky pie hole intimating she might know something, before somebody shuts it for her.

865 days ago
32.

Margo    

How was she going to get information when she couldn't get PAID? Sit down, ho!

865 days ago
33.

who farted    

Whore, probably had AIDS too.

865 days ago
34.

UNLEVINED HARVEY    

venezuela next door would be very interested

865 days ago
35.

wisewife    

Get a grip on yourself "lady", he did't have any top secret information.

865 days ago
36.

Luke    

umm, nice try ho. they dont just leave important do***ents scattered about or in their wallet. Anything of substance would be encrypted, and surely not a hard copy just sitting around. Atleast you're hot, that's about all you have going for you.

865 days ago
37.

NancyCHR    

Yeah right b¡tch, HIGHLY doubt that information was so accessible to you.
If so you're sorry ugly ass would be dead and dropped in the ocean by now...It makes soooo much sense how they could bring all this top secret info with them and have it greatly exposed to you. Dream on.

865 days ago
38.

Who Knew    

OK, start the clock on her 15 minutes.

865 days ago
39.

the_truth_hurts    

yes you should show all hookers respect, they have a HARD job and will take fluids in the face your wife will not....they are cheaper then wives in the LONG run .. (unless your tiger woods then they both cost about the same to get rid of).... i like the story on hireing more female agents for the secret service...as the nave how well that went, first cruise with women on board 21 of 33 came back prego...must have been 12 real ugly biotchs on that boat...walking sperm banks..all of them

865 days ago
40.

Mumra the Ever Living    

She is SKANKY!!!!!!!

865 days ago
41.

b    

Because we always believe a prostitute???

865 days ago
42.

Jackie    

HA HA...what a skank.....Keep dream talking whore.

865 days ago
43.

shewentwhoa    

That right there is a hustler and well of course the obvious H0E

865 days ago
44.

O_o    

honey, you're just a hooker. you would disappear long before that info ever had the opp to be leaked...so perhaps you should zip your lips.

865 days ago
45.

LIVNLRN19    

ONE THING I CAN SAY IF SHE TRIED TO PULL THIS
SH.....T TO A DRUG DEALER. IN COLOMIBIA. I CAN GUARANTEE YOU THEY WOULD OF DONE A COLOMBIAN NECK TIE.....TO.......SHUT HER MOUTH ONCE AND FOR ALL..........I KNOW THIS WHORE NEVER MADE $800.00 IN ONE NIGHT.

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