Jack Nicholson Do You Have the Balls to Tell Him His Fly Is Open?

8/4/2012 4:36 AM PDT

Jack Nicholson is THE MAN ... so it's no wonder none of his friends could muster up the courage to tell him his fly was down as he walked out of Mr. Chow on Thursday night.

It's a good thing nothing flew out of the cuckoo's nest.