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Lil Wayne Deposition

Short on Memory

But HILARIOUS!!!

9/25/2012 6:35 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
EXCLUSIVE

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It's the most entertaining legal proceeding -- possibly ever! In a videotaped deposition ... Lil Wayne -- who is suing Quincy Jones III over a documentary about him -- says he can't remember ANYTHING -- but what he DOES remember is hysterical.

Q III had his production team follow Lil Wayne around for months to chronicle his life as he was putting together his album, "Tha Carter III." It appears Lil was on board, but things fell apart because the rapper hated the movie, calling it a "scandalous portrayal."

Lil Wayne is grilled by Quincy's lawyer, Pete Ross from the powerhouse law firm of Browne George Ross, who hammers Wayne about his criminal record, but the rapper claims he remembers nothing.

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And then there are the alleged threats Wayne makes against Pete Ross. Wayne says he wasn't threatening the lawyer. You be the judge.

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You gotta watch the videos. Writing Wayne's words in a post does not do it justice. 

There's so much more.  We'll be putting more videos up throughout the day.

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61.

jokerchick    

he really is hideous

669 days ago
62.

Pondscum    

His mother must be proud! This is a candidate for sterilization.

669 days ago
63.

roll3567    

funny stuff, but I think it would have been funnier if if showed up in a suit and talked in a british accent.

why do i have to watch it in three segments with three commercials here, when i can go watch YOUR footage with no commercials on another site?

669 days ago
64.

Dozen    

His lawyer told him to not answer any questions, which is what he's doing. It's just like Sammy Sosa suddenly forgetting English. What's funny is the number of people that actually seriously think he's just dumb and doesn't actually remember.

It's the same people that actually thought Clint Eastwood was talking to the chair in a senile way, and didn't understand that it was satire. The US educational system must really be bad that so many people don't understand things like this and just jump on the he's dumb or he's senile bandwagon.

669 days ago
65.

SpitBall    

The only thing I take away from this is that monkeys like him will someday rule the world and I'm glad I'll be long gone by then. But it's not his fault, not at all. The public created this cartoon, fed him millions and now must live with the consequences. So be it.

669 days ago
66.

tom p    

embarrassingly stupid. He's too old for the teenager routine isn't he?

669 days ago
67.

lucy    

the judge didn't address the threat or make him show respect for the court ie take down the hoodie....

669 days ago
68.

ME    

Dont they have a name for colored thug folk who act da fool?

669 days ago
69.

Little_Leota    

Just another split tailed little dweeb thinking he's a tough guy. hahahaha

669 days ago
70.

Harold Brown    

What an A-HOLE!! But now I have to ask, who is stupider, this POS or the people who buy his music.

669 days ago
71.

Fluffy    

He was simply commenting on the absurdity of some of the questions. They were leading and a normal person simply would have stated that the questions were badgering because the answers are all public record instead of stating "i don't recall". I found him to handle the nonsense rather well until the backhanded threat

669 days ago
72.

Parker    

HE HAS GT TO BE THE UGLIEST HUMAN ON EARTH...REMINDS ME OF A PUG DOG......I HOPE THE DOCTOR SLAPPED HIS MAMA A GOOD ONE FOR HAVING SUCH A HORRENDOUSLY UGLY CHILD!

669 days ago
73.

dbs    

What Wayne said was not a threat. Lawyers need judges to side with them win a case. They do nothing COMPLETELY on their own to win - judges are a part of the process. The "Save you in the real world" is reference to a world without judges for lawyers. That's why Wayne stated, Only this guy can tell me what to do. (Pointing to the judge). But at the same time, since Wayne twists words and meanings for a living, he obviously knows how to make something seem like the other. And be able to play both sides without committing to either interpretation.

669 days ago
74.

devilgirl    

The only thing hilarious is Wayne's ugly face.

669 days ago
75.

Twillya    

Really TMZ? You think this is hilarious? Jimmy Kimmel talking about Honey Boo Boo is hilarious....this piece of crap is an embarrassment to his friends, family and fans.... I want to slap my daughter for buying anything Duane (not sure of spelling) Carter, Jr related.

669 days ago
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