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Comic Book Legend Stan Lee

I Got a Pacemaker ...

BUT I AIN'T DEAD!

9/28/2012 2:35 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

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Spider-Man, Bruce Banner, Daredevil, The Avengers and the X-Men can all rest easy ... 'cause their fearless creator Stan Lee is alive and kickin' after getting a pacemaker implanted near his heart.

The 90-year-old comic book legend just fired off an AWESOME statement to fans after undergoing pacemaker surgery in L.A. last week, in which he proudly declares that he's not yet ready to become the Grimm Reaper's bitch:

"Attention, Troops!

This is a dispatch sent from your beloved Generalissimo, directly from the center of Hollywood’s combat zone!

Now hear this! Your leader hath not deserted thee! In an effort to be more like my fellow Avenger, Tony Stark, I have had an electronic pace-maker placed near my heart to insure that I’ll be able to lead thee for another 90 years.

But fear thee not, my valiant warriors. I am in constant touch with our commanders in the field and victory shall soon be ours. Now I must end this dispatch and join my troops, for an army without a leader is like a day without a cameo!"

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1.

Jordan    

What will this news do to Sheldon Cooper?

691 days ago
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Truth    

SOUNDS MORE LIKE HIS FUNERAL SPEECH... RIP, GENERAL LEE. #TRUTH!!

691 days ago
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Cheryl A.    

The pacemaker will prolong his life :- )

691 days ago
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Eric in L.A.    

Live Long Stan Lee :)

691 days ago
5.

Carl    

In before tirades about how he stole credit for inventing characters.

691 days ago
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Tee    

"he declares he's not ready to become the grimm reaper's bitch"
He didn't say anything like that tmz.

691 days ago
7.

Trevis Miho    

LOVE Stan Lee - long live our "beloved Generalissimo"!!! Nuff said.

691 days ago
8.

Jenn    

**** YES!

691 days ago
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KnuckleDragger    

Sorry, Stan. Pacemaker batteries only last for about 5 to 8 years. Then it's back to Dr. Frankenstein for a replacement.

691 days ago
10.

romba    

Co-creator, goddamnit. Co-creator!

691 days ago
11.

Mazor    

It's a radioactive pacemaker that gives him superpowers.

691 days ago
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TindSow    

lol, sounds like that dude is smoking some serious crack lol.

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691 days ago
13.

Bella Santino    

Hope Tony Stark designed your pacemaker Generalissimo! Love Stan Lee, still gettin the ladies at 90 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vTOwvyT18g

691 days ago
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MarshCandace    

I just got paid $6784 working off my laptop this month. And if you think that's cool, my divorced friend has twin toddlers and made over $9k her first month. It feels so good making so much money when other people have to work for so much less. This is what I do, View More

691 days ago
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Nvts    

What is the name of the pacemaker??

691 days ago
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