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Mildred Baena

Reads Arnold's Book

Why'd He Skip The Sex?

10/18/2012 7:55 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
EXCLUSIVE

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Looking to relive her adulterous glory days, Arnold Schwarzenegger's baby madre Mildred Baena has decided to read Arnie's tell-all book "Total Recall" ... but the problem is, Arnie didn't really tell all.

Mildred shamelessly brought the book out to a cafe in Bakersfield yesterday -- in full view of a photog who just happened to be there -- where she may have finally learned that the steamiest parts of her affair were CHOPPED from the final version. 

Seriously ... when Arnold brings up Mildred in "Recall," he goes from "she worked in the house" right to "when she gave birth to the kid" ... completely blowing off the dirty details of the courtship.

Here's the exact passage:

"Mildred had been working in our household for 5 years and all of the sudden we were alone in the guest house.

When Mildred gave birth the following August, she named the baby Joseph."

Pretty big gap -- but Mildred can fill them in for herself.

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31.

Bob    

yada, yada ,yada

714 days ago
32.

metsfan    

"I was home alone with the maid, yada yada yada, I got divorced"

YOU CANT YADA YADA SEX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

714 days ago
33.

wisey    

I like how she decided to pose with the book in public. I wonder if she realizes how ridiculous and desperate for attention it makes her seem. Probably not.

714 days ago
34.

Lee    

The puta can read????

714 days ago
35.

Interestedinnews    

I thought TMZ focused on legal news. Sorry to see infidelity is such a hot topic for you guys. No one really cares except those whose lives are devastated. Leave it alone.

714 days ago
36.

Renee    

Water seeks it's own level

714 days ago
37.

holdyoear    

You will never be Maria!
You are not even a good copy cat!
Karma is Justice

713 days ago
38.

Gretel    

Holy cow, she is kind of doing it up Maria style isn't she? The hair, the glasses ... Fatal Attraction. If any of those kids have a pet rabbit they better keep it locked up.

713 days ago
39.

Lily Daisy    

The first thing that strikes me is the hair and sun glasses and how much that is like Maria's hair style with glasses.....shocking, especially since she didn't look like that before.

713 days ago
40.

Gayle    

Look, she combed her hair, put her sunglasses on topof her head AND changes her orange sweater to one with open croched parts. Hmmmm, what's up with that? I have to wonder if that is even who TMZ says it is.

713 days ago
41.

Mallory    

I feel so sorry for Joseph.....glad he didn't put anything else in the book about the affair. That's one thing he did right. Hopefully he takes care of him.

713 days ago
42.

sgm    

Did she have to buy her own copy?

713 days ago
43.

Kay    

Who can blame Arnold for trying to forget that hag? He was obviously desperate, but should have given himself a hand.

713 days ago
44.

victory    

Mildred has Maria's look down to the highlights in her hair. She always will be the maid.

713 days ago
45.

john johnson    

here, let me fill in the rest...WE DID THE HOCHEE CHOCHEE!!!

713 days ago
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