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Keith Urban

Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie

Black Bikini

10/30/2012 7:15 AM PDT BY Johnny Lopez

1030_keith_urban_fameflynetKeith Urban celebrated his birthday by stuffing his 45-year-old country bits into a tiny pair of man panties in France this weekend.

The Australian singer took a break from keeping Mariah Carey and Nicki Minaj from killing each other at "American Idol" auditions to flash his wet, toned and tatted up torso at a hotel pool.

Mr. Nicole Kidman is the whole package.

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rey    

Yes because flaccid penises are huge...

700 days ago
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cindy    

He's got shrinkage

700 days ago
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Larry Fyne    

We call them d ick suits where I come from.

700 days ago
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Kim    

I met him once. He's hot. Looks great here!

700 days ago
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isaiah    

I'd hit that.

700 days ago
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BECKER    

Nice Tattoo! For an idiot

700 days ago
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The New Improved Sock Puppet    

Why?

700 days ago
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summer days    

He is in France. He is from Australia. People wear swimsuits like that in both those places. Big deal. They are not like Americans with giant boardshorts that leave the thighs pasty white cause the guys here are so worried they will look gay.

700 days ago
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OooooNooo!    

That's just wrong.

700 days ago
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mebrat24    

yuck, who writes this crap
tmz is so lame

700 days ago
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sarahfromnyc    

Gay!

700 days ago
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northern gypsy    

i feel sorry for the guy...not because of his "man panties"...i'm kool with that...it's because of A.I....in other words...stuck between two high maintenance divas...it can't be pretty !!!

700 days ago
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Loretta Love    

men, shall we say of a certain age, should NeVeR eVeR wear a speedo...few youngsters do it justice...most older men in speedo's simply look pathetic and desperate ... go Keith~

700 days ago
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Christy    

No....just NO! Can't look at the man panties.... ever.

700 days ago
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Cirrus Unicus    

I find the black vomitous thing on his chest more grotesque than the speedo.

700 days ago
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