
Hold the phone -- here's 25-year-old Victoria's Secret model Maryna Linchuk squeezing her smoking hot lady bits into a skimpy pink bikini yesterday in Miami.
We hear it's snowing somewhere right now.
I would walk a mile through pig sh*t & broken glass just to listen to her pee in a tin cup
.. over the phone
Reading the posts by so many freaks that think she is some piece of meat, and the funny part is that she's so damn skinny that she is one vomit shy of becoming a walking skeleton. She's a woman, for Christ's sake. NOT a freaking play toy, OR a meal for perverted freaks.
Now THAT is what you call a nice bootay! If I was a guy I'd pick her any day over the likes of kim k's lard azzz! too much fat is just gross looking!
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