TMZ Live(0:00) This is shocking -- the Target employee whom Katt Williams bitch-slapped got fired ... and he has no idea why. And... Katt claims he's retiring from comedy after yet another altercation.
(5:45) Chris Brown lights up in Amsterdam -- then posts photos of his pot-stravaganza online. It's not illegal, but it's still not the smartest move for a guy on probation.
(10:00) Nick Lachey's alleged victim calls in give a blow-by-blow of what he says went down ... and says he's on the fence about taking legal action against the former boy bander.
(14:00) Mitt Romney shops at Costco! We got photos of his shopping spree ... which revealed he buy product made in China!!! The nerve.
(18:00) T.I. is in the house! You won't believe how many unreleased songs he's got in his arsenal.
(22:00) We show T.I. our video of rapper Tyga's failed stint on an MTV show -- you gotta see T.I.'s reaction ... it's priceless.
(24:10) Not even DMX's "Rudolph" remix inspires T.I. to consider recording a Christmas album.
(27:00) Kyle Richards calls in to talk about her ultimate dream coming true -- she met Justin Bieber! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
(30:00) Nick Gordon's arrest video is ridiculous -- dude was blaring Whitney Houston music the whole time.
(33:15) Dustin Hoffman thinks Hillary Clinton is going to run for president in 2016.
(35:45) What are the top five sitcoms of all-time?
(38:40) The floor is yours!