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Cops to Rihanna

German Man is No Stalker

... Just a Deutsche Bag

12/24/2012 11:50 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
EXCLUSIVE

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The German dude who trespassed on to the property where Rihanna is staying in Barbados is not a stalker and poses no threat ... he's just a moron ... this according to police.

We broke the story, cops were called to the property when the random German guy swam up to Rihanna's beachfront villa yesterday ... and tried to walk in like he belonged. He clearly did not.

Cops tell us ... officers spoke with the man and determined it was all just a giant misunderstanding. We're told the guy simply didn't realize he was entering private property, despite the fact there was a large security team standing guard.

He was not arrested -- and police say he's not in trouble at all.

As for Rihanna ... she was probably too high to realize anything happened anyway.

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31.

HuhOsayWhat    

I give dude props..Y not take a chance? That slore might of let him smash..he had like a 35% success ratio, pass her slutness

645 days ago
32.

Donna    

Slow news day TMZ? Another overrated druggie singer..who cares?

645 days ago
33.

chefadam    

I believe she is the Deutsche bag.

645 days ago
34.

Sonja    

LOL... I'm scrolling through the comments and seeing all these 'bulge' comments and of course I have to go look... I so didn't notice the glistening junk until it was pointed out, ... love TMZ commentators!! :D

645 days ago
35.

chefadam    

I believe she is the Deutsche bag.

645 days ago
36.

Throwback kid    

This is why TMZ is obsolete and a relic just like myspace. A real celebrity like Jack Klugman passes away and you don't even cover it, yet we hear about the Kardashians, Lohan and Rihanna 24/7. I don't know why TMZ is so smug, it looks like your the 12th man on the deal and the last to know. Maybe in 2013 TMZ should cover more real celebrity news and less Kardashiian trash

645 days ago
37.

Jamagrown    

Why make so many puns about him being "dumb"? These elitist villas have all sorts of sections of the beach they claim is theirs. It's quite easy to swim up the coast and accidentally get out on a section of beach that is "off limits" to the little people. If anyone is dumb, it's her muscle headed security team for automatically assuming every person they encounter is desperate to get a glimpse of their overrated no-talent charge. The swimmer probably would have been on his way shortly if her guards hadn't jumped him and help him prisoner there. Seriously, f*** celebrities.

645 days ago
38.

john    

Rihanna is a dirty wh*re....please stop giving this loser attention.

645 days ago
39.

MarcaR    

Rihanna is one butt ugly bitch, but she got money

645 days ago
40.

NozyLady    

Lmao..tmz u guys r funny..too high to notice...hahaha!!!!

645 days ago
41.

Jay W.     

Still no story on Klugman... Where's the respect?

645 days ago
42.

o rly    

There is no such thing as a "private beach" in Barbados. It's against the law. ALL beaches are available to ALL residents and tourists.

645 days ago
43.

Areader    

As for Rihanna ... she was probably too high to realize anything happened anyway.........


I guess the next time she breezes past your cameras at LAX and doesn't play along with the standard TMZ game game...you'll know why!

645 days ago
44.

Antsixsixsix     

Probably too high haha. Not funny -_-

644 days ago
45.

Madam Obvious    

Best TMZ headline ever. I applaud whoever thought this one up - brilliant!!

644 days ago
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