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Simon Cowell

The Moobs Cover-Up!

1/4/2013 9:03 AM PST BY Johnny Lopez

0104_simon_cowell_ramey_articleThere is one part of his body that Simon Cowell does not want to expose to the sun -- or photographers -- his luscious hairy man boobs.

While soaking up the rays on a yacht in St. Barts, "The X Factor" king kept it demure by making sure his masculine buxom boy-breasts were always covered up.

Doesn't the 53-year-old know everyone goes topless in the Caribbean?

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Majestik    

Actually, come to think of it. If you search TMZ's site by punching in his name, they have an awful lot of shots of him and his MOOBS, why is getting self-conscious now? Oh that's right, y'all didn't pay him for the gratuitous pics. I'd still do the man, give me a couple of nipple clamps and I'm skiing MOUNT SIMON!!!

602 days ago
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Majestik    

May I remind all you BOYS screaming that Simon should have breast reduction, when's the last time you hooked up with a woman with a smokin' hot bod and into smokin the pole? With Simon's money, not bad looks, notoriety, and SEXY FVUKING accent he can bag himself a 20 year old.
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Who knows, maybe Simon is breast feeding Brit Brit and Demi.
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Okay, that was just wrong LMFAO.

602 days ago
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602 days ago
34.

Meme Jones    

He was trying not to burn nips

602 days ago
35.

Catrina     

I see nothing wrong here..what's wrong with a little man boob? I like meat on my men..

602 days ago
36.

jjh    

Poor Simon First hairy chest bald head, Pretty sure Simon wears a rug, trust me . And he is for sure not ageing well at all. He was so good looking yrs back, Hope he can handle it. But wait Hef still has it -- wink wink--- maybe Simon will too

602 days ago
37.

Gita    

BOOB JOB NEEDED.......

602 days ago
38.

Sweety30    

I luv meeee some Simon:)

602 days ago
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Chad (ochocinco) Johnson     

What a candy ass!! Put a shirt on then or a bra!!

602 days ago
40.

Gargamel    

Wow what a buffoon! If the lady doesn't care why does he care?

602 days ago
41.

dangit    

Don't you guys at TMZ ever give anyone their privacy geezes

602 days ago
42.

brainscan    

Simon might feel better about his tits if he trimmed the long thick wiry pubic hair growing around his nips.

602 days ago
43.

Mel    

Ha ha! sucks to be made fun of HUH Simon!!?? Jump jump Simon's man boobs like to Jump jump!

602 days ago
44.

TJ    

Obviously not an exerciser-so just wear a t-shirt.Hope he's done with Khloe Kardashian. What a fail that was!!

602 days ago
45.

lm    

Ol Butch...

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