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Trump Sues Maher for $5 Mil

I PROVED I'm Not

Part-Orangutan

2/5/2013 4:15 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
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Donald Trump
's mother is no orangutan-banger ... so says the Donald himself in a new, actually-filed lawsuit obtained by TMZ. Seriously, Trump actually filed this.

The Donald just sued Bill Maher for $5 MILLION ... claiming the HBO talk show host is skipping out on his promise to donate $5 mil to charity if Trump could prove he isn't the spawn of his mother having sex with an orangutan.

According to Trump, Maher made the offer during an appearance on "Leno" ... after Trump had made a $5 million challenge to President Obama regarding POTUS' birth certificate.

In his suit, filed today in L.A. County Superior Court, Trump says he formally responded to Maher's challenge with a copy of his birth certificate, proving he is, in fact, the "son of Fred Trump" ... who is not a member of the Great Ape family.

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Trump claims 5 "worthy charities" have now been deprived of millions of dollars in donations ... and it's all Maher's fault.

Anyone in the mood for a banana?

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271.

MomMA    

The only thing this proves is that The Donald believes everything he reads.

623 days ago
272.

AngelaPDX    

Bill should take it to trial! If a birth certificate isn't enough to prove President Obama is American its not enough to prove Trump isn't part Orangutan!!

623 days ago
273.

Ruby    

S'Funny.... cause Bill Maher looks like something an Orangutan squeezed out of its azz and flung against a tree. Maybe he should look closer in the mirror next time he criticizes someones appearance.

TEAM TRUMP!!

623 days ago
274.

Richard    

Is Trump crazy or just plain stupid?

623 days ago
275.

Annesananax3    

Dido - Team Bill all the way!

Trump's a pain in the butt. It' ok if he opens his big mouth about everyone & everything.

What a baby, he can't take it, but he sure can dish it out.

623 days ago
276.

the TRUTH    

( hope if it does go to court bill goes in there laughing his ass off i sure as hell would and i would be like are you really suing me cuz i said somethign bad about ur parents wow don your a bigger idiot then we all thought :)

623 days ago
277.

the TRUTH    

you know bill is laughign his ass off over all this

623 days ago
278.

Alexis    

Wow, I gotta luv Bill!!! Don't let this orangatan rattle your cage, Bill. Keep up the laughs!!!

623 days ago
279.

Deno Lorenzo    

The "Donald" is being a bigger pain in the A$$ by the hour!

623 days ago
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inventionleader    

There is nothing stated on Trump's birth certificate to indicate that either Mary or Fred is not an Orangutan. Trump loses because he bears the burden of proof.

623 days ago
281.

rkeeeballs    

Have to agree with Maher on this one, Trumps momma must have spent time at the zoo to come up with a Donald Duck...wtf ?

622 days ago
282.

Detective27    

Actually by providing his birth certificate Trump only proved that his mother claimed Fred Trump was his daddy. This did not clear up the actual bet. To do that he would have had to get a DNA test to show no Orangutang DNA in his immedidiate patroliniage.

622 days ago
283.

Mike    

If some fools can't see that it was a joke, Maher's defense can be the belief that "we're all descended from apes." As for T-----rump. Always the ass.

622 days ago
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DAN     

The ink marks on Donald Trump's birth certificate are not typical of birth certificates issued at this time.They look somewhat like birth certificates issued at the Bronx Zoo.

622 days ago
285.

dog trainer    

Good for Trump. It doesn't matter what you think of him, Maher got himself into this, and good for Trump for following through on making Maher pay up. And btw the way I know maher, or rather at one time I did know him, and he is a skunk. I'm sure he doesn't have five million to spare either.

622 days ago
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