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LAPD Cop Killer

Left Messages for Tebow, Charlie Sheen, Larry David

2/7/2013 11:30 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
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Ex-LAPD officer Christopher Dorner -- the accused killer at the center of a citywide manhunt -- posted a rambling message to various celebrities ... including Tim Tebow ... before embarking on his murderous rampage.

The message is part of an "uncensored manifesto" that law enforcement confirms to TMZ was posted to the Internet by Dorner. Besides various threats to police officers and their families ... Dorner --who's now accused of killing 3 people including a cop -- also blogs goodbye messages to his favorite stars, as if he's planning on dying.

His message to Tim Tebow reads:

Tebow, I really wanted to see you take charge of an offense again and the game. You are not a good QB by todays standards, but you are a great football player who knows how to lead a team and WIN. You will be “Tebowing” when you reach your next team. I have faith in you. Get out of that circus they call the Jets and away from the reality TV star, Rex Ryan, and Mark Rapist Sanchez.

He also included a note to "Inglourious Basterds" star Christoph Waltz:

Christopher Walz, you impressed me in Inglorious Basterds. After viewing Django Unchained, I was sold. I have come to the conclusion that you are well on your way to becoming one of the greats if not already and show glimpses of Daniel Day Lewis and Morgan Freeman-esque type qualities of greatness. Trust me when I say that you will be one of the greatest ever.

Super chef Anthony Bourdain:

Anthony Bourdain, you’re a modern renaissance man who epitomizes the saying “too cool for school”.

"Curb Your Enthusiasm" star Larry David:

Larry David, I agree. 72-82 degrees is way to hot in a residence. 68 , degrees is perfect.

Larry David, Kevin Hart, the late Patrice Oneal, Lisa Lampanelli, Chris Rock, Jerry Seinfeld, Louis CK, Dave Chapelle, Jon Stewart, Wanda Sykes, Dennis Miller, and Jeff Ross are pure geniuses.

Ellen DeGeneres:

Ellen Degeneres, continue your excellent contribution to entertaining America and bringing the human factor to entertainment. You changed the perception of your gay community and how we as Americans view the LGBT community. I congratulate you on your success and opening my eyes as a young adult, and my generation to the fact that you are know different from us other than who you choose to love. Oh, and you Prop 8 supporters, why the f*ck do you care who your neighbor marries. Hypocritical pieces of sh*t.

Charlie Sheen:

Charlie Sheen, you’re effin awesome.

He continues with the following messages ...

"Jennifer Beals, Serena Williams, Grae Drake, Lisa Nicole-Carson, Diana Taurasi, N’bushe Wright, Brenda Villa, Kate Winslet, Ashley Graham, Erika Christensen, Gabrielle Union, Isabella Soprano, Zain Verjee, Tamron Hall, Gina Carano, America Ferrara, Giana Michaels, Nene, Natalie Portman, Queen Latifah, Michelle Rodriguez, Anjelah Johnson, Kelly Clarkson, Nora Jones, Laura Prepon, Margaret Cho, and Rutina Wesley, you are THE MOST beautiful women on this planet, period. Never settle, professionally or personally."
 
Dave Brubeck’s “Take Five” is the greatest piece of music ever, period. Hanz Zimmer, William Bell, Eric Clapton, BB King, Bob Marley, Sam Cooke, Metallica, Rob Zombie, Nora Jones, Marvin Gaye, Jay-Z, and the King (Louis Armstrong) are musical prodigies.

Jeffrey Toobin and David Gergen, you are political geniuses and modern scholars. Hopefully Toobin is nominated for the Supreme Court and implements some damn common sense and reasoning instead of partisan bickering. But in true Toobin fashion, we all know he would not accept the nomination.
 
John and Ken from KFI, never mute your facts and personal opinions. You are one of the few media personalities who speak the truth, even when the truth is not popular. I will miss listening to your discussions.

Dorner also trashed some of his least favorite people, including Cardinal Mahony and the Westboro Baptist Church:

Cardinal Mahoney, you are in essence a predator yourself as you enabled your subordinates to molest multiple children in the church over many decades. May you die a long and slow painful death.

Westboro Baptist Church, may you all burn slowly in a fire, not from smoke inhalation, but from the flames and only the flames.

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Clo    

Live by the gun die by the gun, if he gets taken out while he takes out some dirty cops. I'll look the other way.

586 days ago
17.

Ivantank    

he's right about one thing...they are going to kill him now

586 days ago
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dapedo    

hahahaha only in america where useing guns is a god given right. this man killed cops with the had of god behind him because of this

586 days ago
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cindy    

That's just weird.

586 days ago
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Marilyn    

Why give murderers a platform to communicate?

586 days ago
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Rattlesnake Jake    

Well it least it ain't a white guy this time

586 days ago
22.

wendy    

sounds like a suicide note, a mamifesto is a suicide letter. sometimes they get caught, sometimes they die, notes like this are for when a person dies, and the people who write this are so far gone from reality.

586 days ago
23.

eric    

Please pull this post down immediately. Why would you give this individual any coverage and glorify their acts by posting this absurd manifesto.

586 days ago
24.

Darkwing_Duck    

Anyone else think he looks like a fat ll cool j?

586 days ago
25.

Carl    

It is sad that it has come to this. I get the feeling that if he had gotten professional help he might have been able to control himself and deal with his problems constructively.

586 days ago
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Lola    

He looks like a chubby L L Cool J. I question some of his taste in beautiful women. I guess he's a little mentally off kilter. Keep the public safe from him.

586 days ago
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treyc    

WOW!! That was an awesome read! He is right on a lot of counts.

586 days ago
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Majestik    

Way to minimize the death of the other two by labeling this guy a cop killer. I haven't heard about this story and it's a good thing I read so that I know he killed two other innocent people. I'm still shaking my head at you TMZ, why are you glorifying these killers by giving them space on your site? I suppose as the day wears on you'll put up at least another six to seven threads on this P.O.S.

586 days ago
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@dyyhard    

Hey even Gianna Michaels got a shout out!!! Porn stars are people too!!!!

586 days ago
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Roman Moroni    

Keep it posted-this should give everyone an idea of

586 days ago
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