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LIPsay Lohan

Lookin' Swell

2/7/2013 7:55 AM PST BY Johnny Lopez

0207_lindsay_lohan_article_2With her ginger tentacle weave in full effect, a gorgeous Lindsay Lohan arrived freshly plumped to an amfAR event kicking off Fashion Week in NYC on Wednesday.

Well, at least she didn't give the judge any lip last week.

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LLsez    

Had to check out MK @Dlisted of course!:
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Lindsay Lohan showed up to the amfAR Gala in NYC last night and where oh where to begin...


THOSE CHEEKS! Phoebe Price better inject her farm to table cheeks with massive amounts of growth hormones, because LiLo is showing her up in the chicken cutlets department. LiLo's got a Costco chicken cutlets family pack stuffed into those cheeks.

THOSE LIPS! That lipstick color makes her lips look like two long keloids. Not that she was invited, but the only way LiLo can go to the Grammys this Sunday is if she covers the puffy la bia lips on her face with a pus-sy pastie.

THAT WIG WEAVE THING! I'm not sure if that's an old wig, factory-defected Barbie hair from the Mattel factory or if she just pulled clumps of hair out of the drain, sprayed them down with shellac and threw that shyt on her head.

THOSE SHOES! Those are the shoes that come in the amateur drag queen starter kit.

WOODY ALLEN! Creepy ass Woody Allen looks creeped out and that's an achievement since the contents of his hard drive can probably make the most seasoned FBI agent blush.

THE ENTIRE LOOK! It's very "60...-something retired Italian porn star turned black widow."

With all that being said, this might be the best she's looked in months! I guess living in White Oprah's house is doing her some good. Yeah, the NYDN says that LiLo can't even afford rent at the Y, so she's moved back into her old room at White Oprah's house on Long Island. QUICK! Somebody get Albert Maysles over there, because that mess sounds like the coked up, drunk version of Grey Gardens. Grey Goose Gardens!

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257.

Its Nikki Bitches    

Lets take this moment to have a round of applause for Lindsay Lohans parents.

438 days ago
258.

BellaJ    

I have friends in their 40's who look better and younger than her. Poor LL she looks like shyt

438 days ago
259.

fleabag73    

She looks like a 50 year old mattress.

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260.

seamus     

I am catching up on my TV from last night and it came to me. Bitcho should be on Law and Order SVU-she claims she is always a victim and she thinks she is so special. Just look at her -the show wouldn't even need makeup she looks so bad and as some here pointed out she looks like a floater( sorry I don't remember who) so she could play herself dead or alive. Either way Ice- T would take care of her. I would watch.

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Its Nikki Bitches    

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262.

Merlin Luedtke    

she look like a monkey...

438 days ago
263.

Lucky_130    

It is really hard to believe that this bimbo actually believes she is some kind of hottie. There are so many girls out there who have serious self esteem issues who look better than this hoebag, but not this one. I just dont get it.

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264.

magmax    

My newest avi is the original, un-cropped photo of Lindsay’s fur.

438 days ago
265.

Goosemon2013    

I guess this is so called "BREAKING NEWS"......

438 days ago
266.

KimKnLohanRSlutbags    

She looks like Paula Deen with a Wig and Pig lipstick!

438 days ago
267.

Alia    

YES those are her REAL Lips... I need to find that old tweet where she says the media is lying that she's always had full lips like sausages...

438 days ago
268.

pattycakes not to be confused with pattycake    

Happy Hookah Smoking Hotel Hooker. Dilated Eyed Duck Billed Dlister. You can use those

438 days ago
269.

Reg    

Morning all, FFS, I do not need my senses insulted first thing upon waking!!!! Have there been any reports of the floater being hauled out of the Hudson yet???
or is it still giving "Lip Service" to some drunk hobo in a back alley somewhere??

438 days ago
270.

Mumra the Ever Living    

HIT WITH AN UGLY STICK!!!!
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That's right. That's what TMZ called the latest Lindsay Lohan "Saga".
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Don't believe me? just scroll up a little bit and look just below where they have the HOME button. Or just look just above the title of this story - it's the same place.
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HIT WITH AN UGLY STICK!!!!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAhahahahahahahaaaaaaaa . . .

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