LIPsay Lohan -- Lookin' Swell

you could drive a bus through that brainless head. for god sakes, just OD already.

This bitch is not hot

First You Sissies

I would not say that's gorgeous...that used to be gorgeous... now she's more along the lines of the new Marlboro spokesperson

She looks ann margaretish

I bet she has skid marks and stuff in her underdinkys she just has that look you know what I mean?

She may be a hot mess, but so easy to see the potential once she gets her act together. Might not be in her lifetime though.

how does she get into these events?

Yeah, swelled up from all that booze will eventually do that to you.

She looks nasty, like she smells like a homeless guy who pooped himself after a week bender of cheap whiskey. It also looks like she got a recent nose job or too much blow. This "girl" is such a wreck and so broke. I wonder how she pays her bills. I have an idea, isn't she going to Dubai? Aside from the lack of any talent or moral tact, her career is done. In fact, it was over more than a decade ago.

She's broke but can afford silly looking lip injections and designer shopping sprees.
oh fuuuuuddddddggggggge!!!!!

She looks like she's working the strip. We need to make her a member of the church.

If omeone handed you a huge, wet steaming turd would you be happy?...if they then wrapped it up in an expensive gift bag from a trendy shop on Rodeo Drive, would you be any happier?

She looks puffy.....kind of like a person I know who is an alcoholic. All bloated like parade balloon...

She looks like she is buzzed