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Michael Lohan

Suck It, Dina ...

I'm Writing a Tell-All Too!!

2/9/2013 2:00 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF

0208-michael-lohan-tmzLet this sink in ... Michael Lohan is joining the ranks of Shakespeare and Hemingway -- he's signed a deal to become a published author, and TMZ has learned his first book is a tell-all memoir involving ... yep, Lindsay Lohan.

According to publisher Transmedia Group, Michael's book is tentatively, and briefly, entitled "I Am Not Daddy Dearest ... If I Can Turn It All Around, You Can Too!" We're told it will focus on how he became a "Bible-quoting minister, drug interventionist, and successful business man."

But yeah, he'll also be talking about Lindsay.

Michael admits part of the reason he's writing the book is that Dina Lohan is writing her own scathing memoir -- and he wants to tell his side of the story.

Michael says he was also inspired the night "God pulled me from my wrecked car and mangled life before it exploded" -- but c'mon ... this is about Dina.  

No release date for the book yet -- but you've been warned, Lindsay.


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help this young woman    

Lindsay took Max to the Hamptons to get away from the haters and have a romantic weekend alone. Next week, they will go away to Paris together.

622 days ago


FU email . . . .

622 days ago

Hot Farts    

Barbara Walters most facinating people...

Seth McFarland
Hillary Clinton
Prince Harry
Dina Lohan ...wait

What is it that Dina Lohan has done (wonders aloud) hmmmm...I can't recall....

622 days ago


The last thing society needs is not know more details about this family

622 days ago


So instead of focusing his time and attention on his new son, he wants to continue to capitalize from Lindsay's numerous faults/failures. Sounds like a great dad. Here's an even bigger question: who in the hell would ask him to lead an intervention!?!? The only redemption Lindsay will ever have will be after she has washed her hands of her succubus mother and skeezy father.

622 days ago


who ever thought this no life deadbeat sperm doner knew what a book is?

622 days ago


Where's that SEXY Regi?

622 days ago

help this young woman    

Lindsay doesn't have to pay any more taxes because all her movies lost money, and her loser father stole the rest. The haters pay more taxes than Lindsay.

622 days ago

Ivan in Phoenix    

Just wait and see what happens if LiLo dies young. Her Mom & Dad will set every sick story they can think of, and probably some that never even happened all for money. TMZ needs to cut these two off the gravy train starting now.

622 days ago


Ya know, if people would stop giving them money for bs like this they would basically go away and be forced to get REAL jobs. How successful of a business man could he possibly be? If he was one he wouldn't be suckling off the rumor mills teat! Who gives a fuq. Your the lowest of low making money off of your families misetable existence.

622 days ago


the only book i would buy would need to be written by lilo herself. she's kept yearly joutnals since she was a kid, there is one journal missing tho, thats the one michael lohan stole when she was in rehab in 2007. he stole it and tried to sell pages of it to a entertainment site 3 years ago, that site were so disgusted they told everyone what he tried to do. his lawyer at the time lisa bloom wasn't impressed either.

this guy is the pits of the earth, i've never said this before but i wish he would die.

622 days ago

Dr Samuel Weiscrak    

Awesome, a motivational memoir by MiLo, a must read indeed! LMAO :)

622 days ago


Are there people interested enough to buy a book?

622 days ago

Phishie from Philly    

Screw it, I'm writing a tell all book too. I'm telling all that y'all crazy.
Phishie from Philly

622 days ago


No one cares about you... NOT a single person, except Harvey (I guess he's almost a person) because it generates traffic for ad sales meetings.

622 days ago
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