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Michael Lohan

Suck It, Dina ...

I'm Writing a Tell-All Too!!

2/9/2013 2:00 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF
EXCLUSIVE

0208-michael-lohan-tmzLet this sink in ... Michael Lohan is joining the ranks of Shakespeare and Hemingway -- he's signed a deal to become a published author, and TMZ has learned his first book is a tell-all memoir involving ... yep, Lindsay Lohan.

According to publisher Transmedia Group, Michael's book is tentatively, and briefly, entitled "I Am Not Daddy Dearest ... If I Can Turn It All Around, You Can Too!" We're told it will focus on how he became a "Bible-quoting minister, drug interventionist, and successful business man."

But yeah, he'll also be talking about Lindsay.

Michael admits part of the reason he's writing the book is that Dina Lohan is writing her own scathing memoir -- and he wants to tell his side of the story.

Michael says he was also inspired the night "God pulled me from my wrecked car and mangled life before it exploded" -- but c'mon ... this is about Dina.  

No release date for the book yet -- but you've been warned, Lindsay.

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76.

MADISYN, LIAISON TO THE H8TURDS!!    

WHO is DUIna's publisher again?

600 days ago
77.

fleabag73    

WHAT is there left to tell? Hasn't EVERY sordid detail been sold already?

600 days ago
78.

fleabag73    

Yeah, I'd buy this garbage, if there wasn't any toilet paper left.

600 days ago
79.

StarryStarryNight    

there's one good thing about this book believe it or not...

it's going to make nicole's head spin around like a top.

600 days ago
80.

Vinsetta    

Chapter 46: "The Life of a Battered Husband"

600 days ago
81.

Grandma Cracker    

All of their children must be so embarrassed.

600 days ago
82.

DC22    

This family needs to go away! I wish the media would stop giving them so much attention, it's only benefitting their bank account and they really do not deserve it.

600 days ago
83.

Columbo    

This is the most F'd up family ever. 1000 times worse than the Baldwins.

600 days ago
84.

martinsheenfan    

IMO- Dina and Michael should just rent a hotel together and scr8w thier brains out. I have a feeling that they just have leftover feelings for each other

600 days ago
85.

Grandma Cracker    

So does this mean that Dina won't be writing a book after all?

600 days ago
87.

hoverZero    

You usually can't stop an elephant from getting the peanuts.

600 days ago
88.

Diamond Goddess!    

MiLo?!
"Turning it all around"?!
Thanks for the biggest LMFAOOOOO of the day!!!

600 days ago
89.

RuthieB    

Lindsay and the other kids cant heal from him and Dina until they shut their mouths. STFU and pretend you care for a minute.

600 days ago
90.

fleabag73    

I wonder if I'll get my wish and Cheap and Easy will be SO bent about what Blowhole Lohan is pulling, that she goes out(like every nite) and gets piss drunk and starts sh!t with some bitch, what are the odds? Perhaps an old fashioned domestic with The Fake Rockette? As long as it involves a bail bondsman and a mug shot, I'm cool.

600 days ago
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