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Michael Lohan

Suck It, Dina ...

I'm Writing a Tell-All Too!!

2/9/2013 2:00 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF
EXCLUSIVE

0208-michael-lohan-tmzLet this sink in ... Michael Lohan is joining the ranks of Shakespeare and Hemingway -- he's signed a deal to become a published author, and TMZ has learned his first book is a tell-all memoir involving ... yep, Lindsay Lohan.

According to publisher Transmedia Group, Michael's book is tentatively, and briefly, entitled "I Am Not Daddy Dearest ... If I Can Turn It All Around, You Can Too!" We're told it will focus on how he became a "Bible-quoting minister, drug interventionist, and successful business man."

But yeah, he'll also be talking about Lindsay.

Michael admits part of the reason he's writing the book is that Dina Lohan is writing her own scathing memoir -- and he wants to tell his side of the story.

Michael says he was also inspired the night "God pulled me from my wrecked car and mangled life before it exploded" -- but c'mon ... this is about Dina.  

No release date for the book yet -- but you've been warned, Lindsay.

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106.

Marvin    

MiLO has the most interesting Wikipedia page...reads like a psycho's.....It was also revealed on Celebrity Rehab that Lohan had been diagnosed with left main cardiac disease. Although Lohan had previously had a blockage in his right coronary artery, the blockage at his left main coronary artery, which physician Drew Pinsky believed was caused by Lohan's past cocaine use, placed Lohan at high risk for a cardiac event, and required him to avoid stress and anger.[

557 days ago
107.

jwoolman    

Will there be a Kindle version for 25 cents? Preferably less. Free would be best. Will there be coupons?

557 days ago
108.

LLsez    

Oh boy, DUIna is leaking some "Sneak Peeks" at some of her chapter titles:

Chapter 3 "The Parking Lot Years Single Mom of 4!!"
Chapter 8 "TGIF!!!!!!"
Chapter 12 "Rosie-----CALL ME!!!!"
Chapter 17 "Twittering Tips--FOLLOW ME!!!"
Chapter 21 "Opting 4 Foreclosure"
Chapter 26 "Staying Real xo"
Chapter 29 "Can I Babysit Your Kid?"
Chapter 37 "Battling Mean People---From A-M"

557 days ago
109.

Bear King of the Dead Thread Heads (and he means it)    

Do ya think it's even dawned on this dysfunctional family that they are in fact a major joke to most of us?

557 days ago
110.

mary collins finn    

Ugh! Can't believe anyone will want to read either book.

557 days ago
111.

Jordan    

This book Belongs on the NY Times Worst Sellers list!!!!

557 days ago
112.

Kookla    

Anything produced by this lowlife is total trash

557 days ago
113.

Suzy Q     

I heard he's trying to get Dr. Seuss as his ghost writer because he wants to rhyme everything and draw cartoon photos of DiLo.

557 days ago
114.

chris    

should have called the book ,how to raise a dirty skank

557 days ago
115.

Suzy Q     

LA Native,

Just saw you'll be leaving the DMZ. Hope you got to be an extra on at least one movie. No sense in living in LalaLand unless you're in at least one. Other wise you'll have to pee on the Hollywood sign like everybody else.

557 days ago
116.

Made it Past 27    

BLOOD MONEY. SELL OUT YOUR FAMILY????????????

557 days ago
117.

Suzy Q     

Actually, I think it would sell if it was in comic book form. Then he could wear a cape.

557 days ago
118.

Made it Past 27    

its like, they both know lindsay will be dead soon...so they are getting ready for $ with these books

557 days ago
119.

who-me    

Michael Lohan's hair plugs smell worse than his daughter's saggy butt

557 days ago
120.

Reg    

Is this pamphlet that he is writing, going to be delivered
into our mail boxes with all of the other junk mail?

557 days ago
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