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Ron Jeremy

I've Been Cleared

to HAVE SEX Again

2/22/2013 5:30 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
EXCLUSIVE

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Ron Jeremy is finally out of the hospital ... and back on the prowl ... telling TMZ doctors have finally cleared him to start bangin' chicks again after suffering an aneurysm near his heart last month. 

It's nothing short of a XXX miracle ... since Ron was listed in critical condition and required multiple emergency surgeries to save his life.

But yesterday, the porn legend was back on his feet and cruisin' around the Nokia Theater at L.A. Live with Bunny Ranch honcho Dennis Hof ... and a female companion.

Jeremy not only told us he's feeling great following the procedures ... but he's already healthy enough to do what he does best ... telling us:

"They said to me at the clinic, that if you can walk up two flights of stairs you're able to have sex... so I walked up two flights of stairs and 3 ADDITIONAL stairs."

Long live the Hedgehog.

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OooooNooo!    

Welcome back! Now get to work! LOL

516 days ago
32.

BRV    

He's an inspiration to all of us, as he should be. My boss said she fantasizes about him several times a day!

516 days ago
33.

CleverBucktooth    

Good for you, Ron.. You grossed out the grim reaper!

516 days ago
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caliStarr69    

Hes greasy,iv met him,and no hes done with sex and so is Dennis hoff lmfao people will belive anything.....oh and D the new one is skankier then courtney was,keep shopping........

516 days ago
35.

misha    

Awww bless his ancient heart....

516 days ago
36.

DJ    

I was going to say I will alert the media but it looks like he already has, that is if TMZ qualifies for "media" LOL

516 days ago
37.

Nikita J    

One word...Sickening!

516 days ago
38.

Heather    

Who the hell would want to bang this hairy greasy sausage roll? The thought of him even thinking about having sex is enough to make me puke. EW!

516 days ago
39.

she    

Good to see you out and about. Take care, dear.

516 days ago
40.

Nikita J    

One word...SICKENING!!!

516 days ago
41.

DaveT    

Has Cynthia Plaster Caster ever made a piece of art out of Ron's wang?

516 days ago
42.

Columbo    

They say that like its a good thing. Not a picture I want in my mind.

516 days ago
43.

dierdre    

This dude Ron Jeremy has to be one of the most disgusting, revolting, sick, homily, fat, gross individuals ever. Have I left out any other words to describe this piece of crap. eww...excuse me while I go & vomit.

516 days ago
44.

jdranetz    

What saved Ron was that huge blood reserve he carries around under his pants.

516 days ago
45.

katiemcgillis    

Is that not the pregnant chick that was on tyra?

516 days ago
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