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Ungrateful Lindsay Lohan

Please Shut Up

Charlie Sheen!

3/4/2013 7:05 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
EXCLUSIVE

0303-lindsay-lohan-charlie-sheen-tmzLindsay Lohan is rejecting Charlie Sheen's offer to mentor her, grousing that she wishes he'd just shut up.

Sources close to LiLo tell TMZ ... while she appreciates everything Sheen has done for her -- and he's done a lot -- she would NEVER take him as a mentor. She's saying she knows her life is "out of control," but doesn't think the precept, "It takes one to know one," is the way to go.

As we first reported ... Sheen told TMZ he thinks Lindsay needs a mentor and he believes he's the man for the job.

She says she's grateful Charlie gave her $100k for her back taxes and supported her in "Scary Movie 5." Lindsay says she talks to Charlie from time to time ... but gripes he has no business talking about her to the media.

According to our sources, Lindsay has been regularly meeting with a therapist and feels the consistency has helped.

Do therapists recommend dumping a patient's lawyer? That would be a good start, right?

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ernie    

Really?

511 days ago
167.

campy    

She wants Sheen of all people to shut up? She should tell her lawyer to shut the hell up too. hahaha

511 days ago
168.

Firefly    

Does anybody know how Heller came into Lindsay's life? I must of missed that little tidbit.

511 days ago
169.

ernie    

Hey all you TMZ bashers and bullies... LILO will be just fine. As for all of you? I doubt it. Why not read a book or go outside for a walk? You waste more time out of your lives commenting about a woman who you don't even know. Get a life! Quit your bullying and give LILO a break. She will eventually get her just rewards just like you or I will when we mess up. The law us for the lawless. And in the end the law always wins out.

511 days ago
170.

Gloryg7    

Ok a woman.bester mentoring a thief.... lol good mix since the thief is a woman he can best the stupid out of her right? Or when.she don't listen he can drag her across the floor by the hair of her head..... providing she is.holding a baby at that time otherwise they lear nothing.... Right TMZ. Yeah let not forget C.S. is a habitual woman besting ass clown!

511 days ago
171.

ernie    

The law IS for the lawless. No one is immune to the long arm of the law... and God's watchful eyes who uses the law to bring us to our knees when we break it. He uses it to prove He is also a JUST God... not only a loving, caring and forgiving God. We all reap what we sow and LILO's life is a perfect example.

511 days ago
172.

SoWhat    

Lindsays only "therapist" is a bottle of vodka and a bag of coke, no one believes she's seeking any help other than that.

511 days ago
173.

Sapphiegirl    

beotch...stop biting the hand...

511 days ago
174.

Sandra     

Enough of these crazy people!!

511 days ago
175.

janet    

The best thing Lohan did for Holley was firing her. Shawn Holley is finially done with her. No longer attorney of record for Lohan. Lohan is on her own.

Hello Shawn Holleys office. This is Lindsay Lohan put her on the phone now. Ms. Holley is not available and no she's not accepting new clients. Let me give you 1 800-lawyers. CLICK.


Wonder if Holley had to get her phone numbers changed yet.


Don't forget when Lohan got more then 3 hours in jail Lindsay, Dina and Michael bashed the hell out of Holley. She's incompetent, she sucks, she's a rotten lawyer. They couldn't badmouth her enough.


Fast forward a little bit. Lohan making a fool out of Holley in court. Lohans still f*ck you attitude, I'll do what I want when I want and your my lawyer get me out of it. Holley was getting tired of that crap.


The final straw was when Lohan was due in court and partying her ass off in Caans France. Photos of Lohan wasted off her ass.

Lohan expected her jet-setting buddies to private jet her back to CA for her court date. No. All they did was throw her wasted ass off their boat.


Now Lohan is screwed, no way she's making court. She's still in France. Again knowing damn well she had to be there. So she pulls her passport was stolen. Right down to where she claims she reported that to the French police.

The entire country of France has no record of Lohan reporting her passport stolen, lost or otherwise (yes, the entire country of France is out to get Lindsay Lohan).


Shawn Holley pulls her magic. After that Holley put in whatever request, paperwork lawyers have to do to dump a client. The judge denied that because it was too far into the case something along those lines. Holley was still stuck with Lohan and 'till the very end Holley defended her client.


Lohan fires Holley at the last minute, Holley was still working on getting a better plea deal. Holley shows up in court, Pleads 'not guilty' on behalf of Lindsay Lohan. Shawn Holley is now done with Lindsay and the Lohans.


Who wasn't thrilled for Shawn Holley. She's a top notch defence attorney who is well respected by judges, fellow defence attorneys and prosecutors.


Mark Heller is now Lohans attorney of record. This is all Lohans choice, no one put a gun to her head. Lohan always knows what she's pulls when she's pulling it.


Lohan wanted her trial. She got it. Lohan got a new lawyer to stall. She got that too. And it all backfired on her ass.

511 days ago
176.

shabbs69    

God Please just suck on a gun barrel!!!!!!

511 days ago
177.

Sam    

Praise the Lord and pass the bong, Ernie's back in town.

511 days ago
178.

jef    

Both losers, perfect for each other...

511 days ago
179.

Sam    

The Spirit has come over me. I wanna testify. Can I get an AMEN BROTHERS & SISTERS, HOSANAH AIN'T THE HIGHEST ANYMORE BROTHERS AND SISTERS, CAN I GET A LINDSAY IS THE HIGHEST AMEN, THANK YE JESUS.


And OT would you smite that azzhole Ernie again, he's back. Thank you Lord, Amen

511 days ago
180.

Vinsetta    

I keep getting the feeling that Harvey and the Lohan's are not on speaking terms right now. For TMZ to add to the title of this thread after it was already posted that Lindsay is ungrateful, well that speaks volumes to me that they aren't paying for stories right now. And that's a lot of Lohan's drinking money.

511 days ago
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