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Lindsay Lohan

Officially Screwed

3/18/2013 8:10 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
EXCLUSIVE

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Lindsay Lohan
will absolutely, positively be LATE for her trial TMZ has learned ... and the judge could issue a bench warrant for her arrest on her first day of trial.

We've learned ... the private jet that is carrying the infamous defendant is scheduled to land at 8:11 AM in Van Nuys, 20 miles from the courthouse.  That means at the time of touchdown -- assuming she lands on time -- she will have 19 minutes to get to the courthouse in the middle of rush hour traffic.  Translation:  No way in hell.

Sources tell us ... the jet was delayed at JFK in NYC and didn't go wheels up until 6 AM EDT.

There are 2 SUVs waiting at Van Nuys airport to take Lindsay and her entourage to court. 

One more complication .... Lindsay left all of her luggage on her original commercial flight.  Someone has already retrieved the bags at LAX and has taken them to the Van Nuys Airport.  Lindsay will change clothes in the car.

One final thing ... Guess how much the private jet costs?  $50,000.  Lindsay didn't pay -- The generous folks at Mr. Pink energy drink covered the tab.

396 COMMENTS

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CoolPhosphorescentShimmer    

I'm just so happy that there were some lackeys over at LAX who had nothing better to do than to rush her stupid stolen luggage over to Van Nuys. God forbid she should be inconvenienced by her own dumb-fvck choices.

530 days ago
47.

LLsez    

@shawnholley I am LMAO.

530 days ago
48.

(◉_◉) Brush Your Teeth (◉_◉)    

Firewall Those Throttles.


*”*°**”˜˜”ZOOM*°*”*°*”ZOOM*”*””ZOOM*˜˜*”*°*”*°✈

530 days ago
49.

Loves you    

Ok tmz you have posted 5 or so stories about her in what seems like 12 hours. Who cares? This is irritating. Get over the fire crotch. Print something significant like if she actually goes to jail. We don't need a play by play of Lindsay's life, nor do we want one

530 days ago
50.

lickmy    

Let's hope this judge has some BALLS. Lock this chick up. For as long as the law allows.

530 days ago
51.

FlamingoNut    

I wonder if Mr. Pink also has a helicopter waiting at Van Nuys get her to the courthouse in time. Sigh...

530 days ago
52.

Andyconda#LITTLESTAR    

"MOVE FATHER TIME,I'M LINDSAY LOHAN"

530 days ago
53.

Vinsetta    

Does she have to be there at 8:30? Because the judge comes out at 9. I would think what she was ordered to comply with, 8:30.

530 days ago
54.

Lisamld    

Don't airlines have to remove the bags of passengers that end up not flying? I've been on flights that were delayed because of that reason.

530 days ago
55.

jimmy d    

her beaver and corn thrower must be sweating tons of oils ,i would LOVE to shove mt face in that area and soak up those freckled juices

530 days ago
56.

river rat    

I dislike this idiot more and more with every passing day.

530 days ago
57.

Jazy    

Looks like Lindsay tasted Mr. Pink's "special" drink in order to get a free ride on a private jet.

530 days ago
58.

Andyconda#LITTLESTAR    

she has to stop off at the chateau for some magic dust....


what, no Jill666 today??

530 days ago
59.

Anne    

dont know what Mr Pink Energy drink is....but do know that if I ever see it I shall not buy it for the simple fact that the owners are feeding into the Lindsay Lohan crazy habit.......

530 days ago
60.

seamus     

Where the hell do they sell mr pink?

530 days ago
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