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Lindsay Lohan

Flash Floorward

3/29/2013 6:30 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

0329_lilo_twitterLike Lindsay Lohan says, When in Brazil, flash your Brazilian.

LiLo got down and seemingly dirty on the floor of a nightclub hours after her arrival. As for why she did it, according to a roughly-translated Brazilian website, Lindsay refused to take photos with people at the club and instead hid under the table like a 4-year-old petulant child.

When conscious ... Lindsay will be promoting a clothing line for a sweet fee -- we're told in the low 6 figures.

One thing's for sure ... Lindsay can drink both you and herself under the table.

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31.

The Atlanta Church Of Satan     

Poor girl

537 days ago
32.

spectator72    

The clothing line would have better luck with a Lindsay Lohan wax mannequin same IQ and common sense .
She went to Brazil has the ambassador of idiots
What an embarrassment she is ...poor girl

537 days ago
33.

beachgal    

Jeez, she's in worse shape every time we see her...... why wasn't she sent to rehab sooner than May 2, did judge think he was doing her a favor? And Heller should be shot, she needs help, fgs

537 days ago
34.

the artist formerly known as hand turkey    

Well, yeah, throwing a baby fit when her employers want her to earn her money is Lindsay's MO.

537 days ago
35.

judy jetson    

So you followed her to Brazil Harvey?? I wonder where her loser mother Dina is???

537 days ago
36.

Miss. Priest    

She is a Pig.

537 days ago
37.

canwetalk    

if she needed a 'rest' after a 14 hour flight...she should have stayed in and slept.instead of boozing
and drugging throughout the night..what a stupid
foolish little moron

537 days ago
38.

Tim    

Good lord, she is a mess!!!

537 days ago
39.

Quiet    

This cant be real. People cant write this comedy. She looks like she is wasted laughing out of her face and just landed on the floor and got caught with this Brazilian who knew to send the pic to tmz.
She is really nuts. She does not care about nothing. crazy crazy crazy. this is almost as equivalent to britney 2006-2008 but not as much as there are no small children involved. this chic is smashed and dose not give a rats ass. 27 club.

537 days ago
40.

kronenburg    

She's gonna party as hard as she can before her rehab. And thus, I predict an accidental overdose or death from alcohol poisoning while she's in Brazil.

537 days ago
41.

Truth and Reality    

Wasn't she ordered by the judge to stay away from drugs and alcohol.

537 days ago
42.

Laura    

When you look at that picture and her pathetic life, don't you wonder why everyone around her...including her lawyer and the California courts agreed to let her wait until May for rehab, so she could attend that festival? Talk about being complicit in someone's failing.

537 days ago
43.

the artist formerly known as hand turkey    

What is that standing dude doing? Cutting lines? Because that's what it looks like .

537 days ago
44.

awards    

WTF? FFS! FMTT! Lindsay does some of her best work under tables at night clubs, eh?

I mean really, not everyone can make it to the Men's John John!

Lindsay is the Hostess with the Mostess and offers curb service!

537 days ago
45.

Fluffy    

Is that water on the table?

537 days ago
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