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Paula Deen

New Job Offer ...

No Apron Required

6/29/2013 12:48 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
EXCLUSIVE

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Disgraced chef Paula Deen needs a job ... and she's a mom ... so the good people who run a MILF-based porn site put 2-and-2 together and have offered her a SIX-FIGURE GIG.

A website called PureMature.com fired off a letter this week ... offering Paula a place in their company ... in light of her N-word controversy, which has lost her MILLIONS in sponsorships.

In the letter, PM starts by explaining to Paula she's a MILF  -- a hot mom over the age of 65 who men would like to (you know). It continues with the job offer adding, "Full figured or thin, arthritic or diabetic -- you embody our perfect spokesperson."

As for compensation, PureMature says it's willing to offer her "6 figures for very little work" ... and NO nudity is required. Phew.

Who knows what years of fried Twinkies has created ...

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31.

Faye    

Why hasn't Barack Obama come to her defense? There are photo's of her with Michelle Obama and she donated to his campaign in 2008 and again in 2012. You'd think he would defend her.

390 days ago
32.

Judy    

Obviously this is nothing but satire...I doubt that most of the regular TMZ crowd will even know what that is. Not a Paula Deen fan, but TMZ, you have gone TOO FAR with this. Paula Deen sunk her own ship, but she doesn't deserve this kind of humiliation.

390 days ago
33.

Kadaj    

Jesus TMZ, let it go already. Now you just look silly. Between this and getting butthurt over Alec Baldwin, it's really pathetic now.

390 days ago
34.

Edwood    

Thank you Pure Mature!

I'm happy to show everyone my gray beaver!

I don't have to bang the blacks do I?

389 days ago
35.

baybek8s    

TMZ is beginning to be just as dumb as Media Take Out. Why waste our time reporting this phony story and giving this trashy company a free commercial?

389 days ago
36.

Mokololsg    

I love all the racists coming out from under their double wides t o defend this bigot.

389 days ago
37.

debster60    

If Paula declines
I'm available. I'm Beautiful Damn it.
The Silver Fox:)

389 days ago
38.

Blonde Ambition    

Paula doesn't deserve this sleaze. I started disliking her after the diabetes scandal, but now I think enough is enough.

389 days ago
39.

duilama    

I think Paula Deen is a lot sexier than Michael Jackson for an older white woman!!

Hey TMZ why don't you have a who would you rather between Paula Deen and MJ???

389 days ago
40.

Mee    

SO WILL PLAYGIRL FOLLOW WITH A SPREAD OFFER?
That's what she get's now for ACTING SO HORNY ON THE SHIP BOAT !!

389 days ago
41.

burning_plastic    

Are they saying their company is racist or do they think porn fans don't care about racism? No I know they're just trying to get some free advertising and it's working. I'm sure someone has already done a Paula Deen parody porn by now anyway.

389 days ago
42.

Ivan in Phoenix    

Is TMZ getting paid for this advertising disguised as a news story? This is close to a new low for TMZ.

389 days ago
43.

cdm    

This site doesn't have $6.00, much less would they be able to give Paula a dime of that. Great publicity stunt; but nobody wants to see a naked racist with no pannies on.

389 days ago
44.

mary    

that is just repulsive! this company is just offering this to get publicity. sickening

389 days ago
45.

Jay W.     

Pure Mature is a good site... check it out!

389 days ago
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