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Lindsay Lohan

Rips Her Own Movie

It Sucked!

7/3/2013 11:45 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

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Lindsay Lohan knows ... her stripper movie "I Know Who Killed Me" was so bad, no one should ever watch it ... EVER ... at least that's what she's telling her fans.

Lohan -- who's still in rehab at Cliffside Malibu -- was allowed to play around on the Internet yesterday (which happened to be her birthday) ... and responded to a fan who had tweeted her the following message:

"@lindsaylohan can you tweet me I seriously watched I know who killed me twice last night."

Lohan's response was classic -- "two times too many!"

For the record -- it's not THAT terrible ... as long as you watch it on mute (see below).

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46.

missy    

liz and dick was the Worst movie ever!!!!! shes still on drugs!

394 days ago
47.

Sabrina    

Wasn't this the movie she thought would give her an Oscar nomination? Guess she was messed up yet again.

394 days ago
48.

Its Nikki Bitches    

Lindsay Lohan Leaving Rehab Over Rules?


1:52 pm, July 3rd, 2013


Lindsay Lohan is “set to transfer” from her current rehab center in Malibu, claims OK!

The tabloid’s source says the actress will ditch the facility because Cliffside “won’t let her make phone calls, [and] they punish her if she’s a few minutes late to a meeting.”

“She keeps saying she feels like she’s back in high school,” explains the OK! insider.

WHEN DID SHE GO TO HIGH SCHOOL?? SHE'S A 8TH GRADE DROP OUT. SHE LIVED IN LA WHEN SHE WAS 15 GOING ON 16

DINA HOME SCHOOLED HER, RIGHT?


THIS IS LEAKED BECAUSE LINDSAY WAS FREAKING OUT ON STAFF MEMBERS YESTERDAY, THAT'S WHY SHAWN WAS THERE TO CALM HER ASS DOWN.


DINA SENT OUT MANY TEXT AND MADE SEVERAL PHONE CALLS TO PEOPLE AND CELEBRITYS TO WISH LINDSAY A HAPPY BDAY, CAUSE LINDSAY WAS ONLINE AND SAW NO ONE GAVE A CRAP ABOUT HER. SHE FLIPPED OUT AND WANTED TO LEAVE.


EVEN LINDSAY'S BBF FOR YEARS Courtenay Semel DIDN'T EVEN WISH HER A HAPPY BDAY. NO CHARLIE SHEEN...NOTHING...ONLY THE LITTLE FOUR STARS AND THE BRIZILAN AHOLES THAT ARE 8 YRS OLD.


BWAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHA!! LINDSAY WAS TURNED DOWN AGAIN


DINA'S TEXTED SAID THAT LINDSAY FEELS LIKE A CAGED ANIMAL


TO BAD LINDSAY, YOU'LL HAVE TO WAIT TILL AUG. TO GET YOUR PAR-TAYYYYY ON


LINDSAY CALLED THE PAPS TO GET HER PHOTO OP IN THOUGH


huff.to/1cSepSs

394 days ago
49.

Its Nikki Bitches    

Does ke$ha go by k€sha in Europe?

394 days ago
50.

Sam    

Hey DUina, did you see this from E OnLine

Nicole gets an honorable mention by default lol


NEWS/ 7 Things We Learned From Twitter About Lindsay Lohan's Birthday Celebration
by John Boone Tue., Jul. 2, 2013 4:31 PM PDT

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Flash. Bang. Wow. It's Lindsay Lohan's birthday.
The birthday girl and former Fornarina spokeswoman turns 27-years-old today and she's not gonna let a little thing like a locked rehab center get in the way of having the happiest B-day ever.
"Reading your ‪#happybdaylilo tweets. These are awesome!" @LindsayLohan tweeted this afternoon (you get Twitter privileges in rehab?! No. Though the tweets appear to be from Lindsay, sources tell us Team Lohan was manning the account). "Thank you guys. Happy bday July babies!"
Here is what we were able to gather about how she'll celebrate the big day:
PHOTOS: Lindsay Lohan surfaces! The actress is spotted smoking in rehab
1. First of All, It Is Her Birthday: And she's not afraid to remind you.

Twitter
(This tweet has since been deleted. She never did get that HuffPost B-day wish.)
2. The Festivities Will Be en Ingles: When a fan tweeted at Lindsay in Portuguese, the star of Mean Girls and NOT Las Chicas Malas (or, at least, the team masquerading as the star) replied:
"wish I knew spanish. I assume this is something sweet."
You know what they say about assuming, though this time it really only made an ass out of one person: The message said that Lindsay would live longer if she stopped doing drugs, which the girl later explained in a subtweet (after deleting her original tweet, claiming that she never thought Lindsay would see it).
3. There Will Be No Haters Welcome: Earlier in the day, Lindsay's people had tweeted, "Happy Birthday Lindsay! Team Lohan" To which one catty tweeter quickly snarked, "Did you just tweet yourself that? F--ktard!" "Linds" cooly quipped back:
"no my digital team, but nice catch genius."
PHOTOS: Take a look at 22 child stars who actually turned out all right
4. Orphans Are Welcome Though: The account @Orphanage tweeted Lindsay, saying, "our children wishes you happy birthday, hope you have a good one." "Lindsay" replied:
"give them hugs for me!"
The more orphans the merrier at a Lohan party!
5. She's OK Sharing Her Birthday: Lindsay isn't one of those birthday girls who needs all the attention on her. If your bithday is July 2, she'll gladly wish you a happy birthday right back. @LindsayLohan responded to, "IT'S MY BIRTHDAY TOO GIRL!!! LOVE YOU!!!" with:
"Happy bday - have the best day ever!"
6. Because Her Birthday Is More Important: Lindsay doesn't care if you were born on July 2, because her birthday lasts all week. One tweeter @replied her, saying, "Today should be a national holiday because its ‪@lindsaylohan's birthday. ‪#truth ‪#happybirthdaylindsay" The response was:
"well you're in luck - you have thursday off."
This Thursday, July 4, is the day we nationally celebrate Lindsay Lohan's birthday (and nothing else). Kind of like how you have one birthday party for your family and one party with your friends. Make sure you thank LiLo for being born and getting you the day off work!
NEWS: See Lindsay and costar James Deen in sexy new The Canyons stills!
7. So Make Sure You Let Everyone Know: It is LINDSAY LOHAN'S BIRTHDAY, people. So stop trending stupid stuff like "#IfMyMomHadATwitter" (no one cares unless your mom is Dina Lohan!). A fan wrote Lindsay to say "HappyBdayLilo" and "Lindsay" replied:
"make it trend worldwide"
And if you don't, why did she even bother having a birthday this year?!
Bonus: Even Lindsay knows how terrible I Know Who Killed Me was. A fan tweeted Linds to say that she'd watch the movie twice (two times!) in one night. To which the LiLo account tweeted back, "two times too many!" Maybe she's more self-aware than you thought...

394 days ago
51.

Fluffy    

Which fan was it that tweeted her? Nicole? lol

394 days ago
52.

the artist formerly known as hand turkey    

I don't take the tweet as any sign of sobriety or self awareness. I take it as phony self-deprecation--a narcissistic trait.

394 days ago
53.

Reg    

"Commencing Count Down,Engines On!

393 days ago
54.

Cally    

Well how lovely, how liberal, that the US justice system doesn't stop people tweeting and texting or ... in any other way interrupt their lifestyle, just because they're serving a sentence for a crime!

393 days ago
55.

Sam    

@Nikki


As if on cue, GossipCop is calling BS on OK's changing rehab story.

Lindsay Lohan
1:52 pm, July 3rd, 2013

(Getty Images)

Lindsay Lohan is “set to transfer” from her current rehab center in Malibu, claims OK!

The tabloid’s source says the actress will ditch the facility because Cliffside “won’t let her make phone calls, [and] they punish her if she’s a few minutes late to a meeting.”

“She keeps saying she feels like she’s back in high school,” explains the OK! insider.

Actually, it’s this gossip that feels like high school.

Because Lohan is not planning to leave Cliffside.

“Totally false. She’s doing great,” her rep tells Gossip Cop.

Everyone in the entertainment world knows Lindsay Lohan's rep is Mommy, a well known, well do***ented, lying, thieving, grifting, charity rip offing POS.


Based on that, I'd have to go with OK's source.

BTW, doesn't the quote "Totally False, she's doing great," just scream DUINA?

393 days ago
56.

seamus     

Good morning and Happy 4th of July!!-This is going to be a long day. We are having another heat wave and I volunteered to take the little ones to the beach-I must be nuts. I would rather stay home in air conditioning instead of making sure no one gets heat stroke on my watch. But at least I am not locked up in rehab!!

393 days ago
57.

Sam    

The only reason SCH went to see Lindsay on her BD was because Cliffside was gonna call the DA and tell them she's refusing to cooperate, she's disruptive, and belligerent, and they were going recommend they send her azz to jail for the balance of her sentence.

SCH's visit was purely business and had nothing to do with wishing "Happy Birthday" to her CLIENT.

SCH was called in, once again, to try and read the riot act to her illiterate client.

If there's any truth to the OK story that Lindz is/was planning another transfer, then it's probably already been shot down by the DA, and Lindz didn't take the news too well, and had one of her infamous meltdowns, hence SCH's visit.

393 days ago
58.

Zephyr, Enemy of #LittleWhores    

WTF? Great investigative reporting there, TMZ. So now we're writing stories about what she posted on her twitter?

What's next, having Nicole write a story? No doubt it would involve a three-way between her, Lohan, and Mia.

393 days ago
59.

Sam    

Happy 4th Everyone:)

393 days ago
60.

Reg    

Happy 4th, to all of my dear American Friends. I love you all , and cherish every moment that we communicate.xoxoxoxoxo

393 days ago
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