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Joel Osteen

So White, It's Ungodly!

7/15/2013 7:00 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

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Someone needs to tan Joel Osteen's hide ... or at least his chest, because the guy who provides holy inspiration to millions is downright pasty.

Joel was vacationing in Hawaii with his fam ... taking in a little paddle boarding.

The 50-year-old pastor -- who prayed with Nik Wallenda before and after he traversed the Grand Canyon on a highwire last month -- looked pretty fit. 

He just needs a little sun to distinguish himself from the Holy Ghost.

Some kayaking lessons wouldn't hurt either, Rev. Just sayin' ...

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thisiswhatihavetosay    

you guys are going to hell lol

442 days ago
2.

Potato    

he doesn't look pale he looks normal. **** you tmz

442 days ago
3.

elwood    

If he was black you would not be commenting on his skin tone.

442 days ago
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Nostraldumass    

Next to Mesley Snipes it would be like Spy Vs Spy.

442 days ago
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Nostraldumass    

Westley OOOPs

442 days ago
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Tony    

Even though this guy is a total fake and not much different than a brainwashing cult leader one has to admit that he is HOT! Would not kick him out of my bed!

442 days ago
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ERIK    

MUST BE NICE TO BE ABLE TO AFFORD A TRIP TO HAWAII! HOW MANY STARVING BABIES IN AFRICA COULD HE HAVE FED FOR THE COST OF IT??? $$$ WHAT A FRAUD!

442 days ago
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Tony    

This guy is no different than any other cult leader, only difference is that he is HOT! He is welcome in my sheets anytime.

442 days ago
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shibbynugz    

Wow.... c'mon guys don't turn into the ass hole Perez Hilton is. The fact that you are making a big deal about needing a tan is so offensive. I have had family members die from skin cancer so I do not go out and tan. Naturally, I am pretty pale. I BARELY got up the courage to wear shorts and a swimsuit this year with my pale skin. The fact that you are publicly degrading someone because they aren't as tan as you think they should be is absolutely disgusting. Shame on you all.

442 days ago
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John dowser    

You guys don't mention the dude is in top shape and buff. He's a great guy, that helps millions of us. Listen to him sometime on Sunday morning's on NBC. You will agree :)

442 days ago
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Hollywierd_gurl    

Lookin' good Joel! TMZ, not everyone needs to have the fake, orange, spray tan! Poke your head out of L.A. every once in awhile, and see that 'Murica' has all colors, shapes and sizes!! :0)

442 days ago
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FlamingoNut    

Maybe we should promote the pasty white look, it beats Snooki Orange, and skin cancer.

442 days ago
13.

Jowata's Revenge    

Is there something wrong with being white, TMZ?????

442 days ago
14.

Don    

Come on TMZ are you soooo desperate that you've determined its news worthy or some kind of worthy to post and then crticize a man of God's appearance.
No matter how you "color it", its not complimentary nor complementary towards a man for all we know is doing good things and desires the best for you
Now go ask for forgiveness

442 days ago
15.

Buck Boy    

...Contaminating the ocean with hypocrisy.

442 days ago
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