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Kate Middleton

IN LABOR

Get Ready to Bow to Your Tiny Overlord!!!

7/22/2013 9:00 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Breaking Water

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Prepare for the onslaught of new British Royal collectible tea sets, plates, shirts, hats, etc. -- 'cause the Royal great-grandbaby is due any minute.

The Queen's people have released a statement saying Kate Middleton is officially in labor at a hospital in London.

Hundreds of Brits have already taken to the streets to await their new master.

The Monarchy is still not saying if the new baby is a boy or a girl.

We know ... once Kate pops out the little squirt, a document will be signed by a member of the official royal medical staff and driven under royal escort to Buckingham Palace.

The medical document -- which will contain the fundamental birth info (sex, weight, time of birth) -- will be displayed on an "ornate easel" at the palace.

We're told the name will not be released straight away.

Stay tuned ... we'll have the news as it emerges from Kate's vagina.

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dbs    

Zzzzzzzzzz......

394 days ago
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Mikey    

Everyone wants to know about the kids ears. Will the kid be a freak show?

394 days ago
3.

wuchutkinbout    

She is beautiful! That is what a natural woman her age looks like.

394 days ago
4.

Jen    

Congrats Allie!!!

394 days ago
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the truth    

Kim Kardashian must be so pissed off... she didn't get her baby out in time... now the Royals will get all the attention for the next two weeks

394 days ago
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Mikey    

No doubt the first words outta the kids mouth will be "bloody people, I can;t bear them"

394 days ago
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KellyBFan    

royal leeches

394 days ago
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LYNDA    

Are you serious!!! Why the dumb**** vagina comment TMZ Something a friggin ignoramous would say!!

pre-congratulations Kate and William

394 days ago
9.

fenuchi    

Prince William can gnaw that cord if they can't find something sharp enough.

394 days ago
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Firefly    

If Great Grandmum steps down then it must be a boy. We'll see soon enough.
:)

394 days ago
11.

Danielle    

Why do you have to be vulgar about it? "Merges from her vagina"??? Was that a necessary comment, seems to have been written by one of your reporters with a 12 year old personality.

394 days ago
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Firefly    

Kris Jenner is going to be sooooooo pissed off. ......good I hope so.

394 days ago
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Firefly    

Next TMZ will have a photoshopped picture of the baby's face on Grandmums body with a crown on it's head.
They do stupid things like that.

394 days ago
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Her Imperial and Royal Majesty    

That has got to be the worst photo-montage I've ever seen. Why would Kate be in bed with a hat on? Why would she have an hour glass on her abdomen? Why would Prince William have what looks like a cup of coffee in his hands? This montage doesn't work on any level, even as parody.

394 days ago
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The WWW    

Why do you TMZ A S SCLOWNS have to be so cra s s and disrespectful by mentioning her vag? Everyone knows how babies are normally born. No need to paint any pictures. All your so-called writers must be a bunch of ignorant frat guys. Your mothers must be proud.

394 days ago
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