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Kate Middleton

IN LABOR

Get Ready to Bow to Your Tiny Overlord!!!

7/22/2013 9:00 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Breaking Water

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Prepare for the onslaught of new British Royal collectible tea sets, plates, shirts, hats, etc. -- 'cause the Royal great-grandbaby is due any minute.

The Queen's people have released a statement saying Kate Middleton is officially in labor at a hospital in London.

Hundreds of Brits have already taken to the streets to await their new master.

The Monarchy is still not saying if the new baby is a boy or a girl.

We know ... once Kate pops out the little squirt, a document will be signed by a member of the official royal medical staff and driven under royal escort to Buckingham Palace.

The medical document -- which will contain the fundamental birth info (sex, weight, time of birth) -- will be displayed on an "ornate easel" at the palace.

We're told the name will not be released straight away.

Stay tuned ... we'll have the news as it emerges from Kate's vagina.

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46.

LoveSexMagic    

Who are they again?

369 days ago
47.

Mr. Velvet    

What a classless piece of ****ty journalism this is! I guess all you can write about are so called reality stars and porno.

369 days ago
48.

Boy Gary    

Who. ****ing. Cares. Ooo the outdated british monarchy is having a babyyyyyy... Lets forget all the actual news and you ****ing retards will lap this up like the dumb dogs you are.

369 days ago
49.

Jules Destaing    

Very CHILDISH report.

369 days ago
50.

Skar    

Why do people make such a big deal out of these people?

369 days ago
51.

sean    

So my dog coughed up something this morning that I care about exactly as much as most people care about this story. I think it was a used lozenge.
How 'bout that.

369 days ago
52.

Louise    

That last line was uncalled for - must you turn every article into something tacky? You guys are the best about getting the celebrity news to us - accurately - but half the time your writers sound like horney little jr. high school kids!! Not funny.

369 days ago
53.

Louise    

That last line was uncalled for - must you turn every article into something tacky? You guys are the best about getting the celebrity news to us - accurately - but half the time your writers sound like horney little jr. high school kids!! Not funny.

369 days ago
54.

AMY D    

Way to stay tacky, tmz

369 days ago
55.

disembedded    

This was a an extremely immature, needlessly vulgar posting.

369 days ago
56.

antijemima    

If you care about this kid you are a sheep! People are struggling working 40+ hours a week and we are really happy about family of leeches? They are important for their good luck to fall out the right va-gina!

369 days ago
57.

Luv    

Here is the live feed outside the hotel:



http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/royal-baby-news-live-video-2060...141

369 days ago
58.

Luv    

This is the tiny url which actually works!:

http://tinyurl.com/mcn7b23

369 days ago
59.

Rob    

American liberals would be more excited if they would abort the baby RIGHT NOW! Support late term abortion.
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The headlines on TMZ would read:..."ROYAL FLUSH!"

369 days ago
60.

lourdgoogoo    

I hope this means that they can skip over Charles as king, which would piss off Camilla to no end.

369 days ago
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