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Kate Middleton


Get Ready to Bow to Your Tiny Overlord!!!

7/22/2013 9:00 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Breaking Water


Prepare for the onslaught of new British Royal collectible tea sets, plates, shirts, hats, etc. -- 'cause the Royal great-grandbaby is due any minute.

The Queen's people have released a statement saying Kate Middleton is officially in labor at a hospital in London.

Hundreds of Brits have already taken to the streets to await their new master.

The Monarchy is still not saying if the new baby is a boy or a girl.

We know ... once Kate pops out the little squirt, a document will be signed by a member of the official royal medical staff and driven under royal escort to Buckingham Palace.

The medical document -- which will contain the fundamental birth info (sex, weight, time of birth) -- will be displayed on an "ornate easel" at the palace.

We're told the name will not be released straight away.

Stay tuned ... we'll have the news as it emerges from Kate's vagina.



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The last line of the article is way out of line and crass. Congrats TMZ on the furthering the coarseness of the American culture. These people are hounded enough; it's inhuman the way you presume your way into their most private moments and in such a disgusting way. I'd say shame, but you have none.

427 days ago


Ohhh... now they are stuck with a punishment for the rest of their lives.

"I've got two daughters... if they make a mistake, I don't want them punished with a baby." Barack Obama

The royals should have had an abortion....they made a mistake and now they are punished with a BABY!

427 days ago


You never know what you're gonna get with these inbred Royals. That what makes it so exciting.

427 days ago


Way to keep it classy there TMZ.

427 days ago


The Douchess was once the worst s.lut on the campus: she arranged it to become William's new roomie at St. Andrews, pure accidentally, of course!
This was her step to his Majesty's and Britain's crown jewels. Everybody at St. Andrews knew what a dirty whore she was and who her family is (strippers and frauds). ONLY ugly megahorny William, the Douche of Bag, the man who boldly goes baldly, didn't smell what was going on.
There was a reason why the decapitated these stupid by incest idiots in France 1790!

427 days ago

Sean Kelly    

What an incredibly offensive story. I would say that you should be ashamed of yourselves but I know you have no shame.

427 days ago


all london is going crazy over the birth! more info here

427 days ago


I wish Kate and William much happiness! That UGLY stepmother should crawl back up in that hole she came out of. You can't make a wife out of a hoe. I think it's disgusting that Charles chose to marry her, which everyone knows he was sleeping with that UGLY monster before he and his wife split and she was the reason!! She and Charles are disgusting!!!

427 days ago


Congrats on the natural labor Kate! Personally I'm hoping they give the baby a name that's both very traditional and a little bit unusual at the same time, like say, Arthur for a boy.

427 days ago


Who cares. So this child is third in line for the throne unless it is a girl and then she has a son afterwards then it falls to fourth Please this is the 21th century enough with the monarchy class system and second class status of women

427 days ago


That last sentence was crass and so unnecessary - just proves the point TMZ you suck! The only good thing I have to say is THANK GOD no mention of Kim, Kanya, or the rest of the fame whores -- they aren't even in the same league.

427 days ago


Tastless last sentence comment. The rest of story was nice but blew it with that last sentence. Nice going.

427 days ago


I don't understand why your article has to be so childishly crude. Obviously, whomever wrote it is not very mature.

427 days ago


the comments on british gossip sites ie dailyfail are just as bad as these looks like people are fed up with this big charade

427 days ago


Kim doesn't show us her baby for money because Kanye doesn't let her and Kate will show baby for free because she lives off taxpayers what is the difference?

427 days ago
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