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Kate Middleton

Royal Baby REVEALED

BOW DOWN BEFORE ME, PUNY MORTALS

7/23/2013 11:27 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
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Here it is ... THE ROYAL BABY ... 's head ... and fingers ... so everyone can go back to their lives. Please.

Kate Middleton and Prince William debuted their infant overlord moments ago in London -- the third in line for the British throne -- and guess what? The kid is totally normal. Hooray.

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Still no word on the name, but at least we know the kid actually exists -- unless it's a decoy baby and Kate Middleton was never really pregnant to begin with.

Now that would be a real story. Not that this isn't a real story.

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Matt    

good to see them not trying to collect a payday for exclusive fist pictures like ALL of our celebrities....

454 days ago
92.

Laura    

So everyone can go back to their normal lives, TMZ? Do you realize how many years/stories on the K-clan that you've shoved down our throats?

454 days ago
93.

2idiots    

Kim K must be losing her mind over this!

454 days ago
94.

The Real Truth    

Kate and William' baby is beautiful and Kate is absolutely radiant.
Now we know why Kim and Kanye did not show pictures of their Fugly kid and Kim's obese body. That also answers why Kanye is so angry he is stuck with them....

454 days ago
95.

Blahblah    

U guys sound sooo bitter that you have to report this. Yet you shove the Kardashian crap down our throats every single day. AT least this couple have class! Unlike the other idiots you seem to LOVE reporting on.

Grow up TMZ just because Kate doesnt have a sex tape that you can all fap to doesnt mean you have to be rude about the birth of their baby.

454 days ago
96.

2idiots    

WOW! CNN is covering the Royal Baby's "debut" and his going home. I dont recall CNN covering Kim's baby..

454 days ago
97.

Truth    

GOTTA ADMIT THE KID LOOKS FUGLY... TAKES AFTER THE FUGLY DAD. POOR KID, GONNA LOOK LIKE CHARLES IN HIS OWN AGE.. UGH!! #TRUTH!!

454 days ago
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melanielanderson@live.com    

I would rather hear about the royal baby than Kim Ks baby any day by the way when I were going to get a look at her baby instead of hearing about Kanyas latest fight with a photog/

454 days ago
99.

Spikette56    

Get some class TMZ! The only reason you don't like this story is because it doesn't have any nastiness to it! Grow up!

454 days ago
100.

CLBX37    

Awesome for them ! The percentage of the people who are clicking the " makes me sick " box are the Kardashian family.

454 days ago
101.

fit    

I am not into any of this stuff, congrats to them I guess, but it's refreshing to finally see something current on the internet that doesn't look like a damn chimp be it the news or the these type of sites.

454 days ago
102.

InZane4all    

lol the baby is a decoy!!!!

454 days ago
103.

VictoriaGirl    

Isnt it unusual for a woman to leave the hospital the day after giving birth?When my niece was born my sister was in the hospital for almost a week. Therefore, I wonder if she actually gave birth a few days ago and to protect their privacy had someone announce that she was in labour days after she actually gave birth?

454 days ago
104.

Her Imperial and Royal Majesty    

He looks more like Harry than William. I wonder how that happened.....

454 days ago
105.

Joan K    

You idiots at KMZ are all a bunch of A holes.

454 days ago
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