Here it is ... THE ROYAL BABY ... 's head ... and fingers ... so everyone can go back to their lives. Please.
Kate Middleton and Prince William debuted their infant overlord moments ago in London -- the third in line for the British throne -- and guess what? The kid is totally normal. Hooray.
Now that would be a real story. Not that this isn't a real story.
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