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Kate Middleton

Royal Baby REVEALED

BOW DOWN BEFORE ME, PUNY MORTALS

7/23/2013 11:27 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
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Here it is ... THE ROYAL BABY ... 's head ... and fingers ... so everyone can go back to their lives. Please.

Kate Middleton and Prince William debuted their infant overlord moments ago in London -- the third in line for the British throne -- and guess what? The kid is totally normal. Hooray.

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Still no word on the name, but at least we know the kid actually exists -- unless it's a decoy baby and Kate Middleton was never really pregnant to begin with.

Now that would be a real story. Not that this isn't a real story.

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1.

janet    

OMG, Harvey, this site has gone to the toilets. So downhill.

354 days ago
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cluesarethere    

Really TMZ? Immature idiots.

354 days ago
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PhilipMarkum    

In the history of the 'Royal Family' there has never been a more refreshing couple than these two, William and Kate. These two live like other young couples and it's great. For instance, to go home with their baby they had their normal car brought around so that Kate could get into the car, strap her baby into a car seat, and William drove them home like any normal couple would. They buy their own groceries, she cooks and cleans their home, and she purchases most of her clothes (herself) at a regular London department store called "Topshop" where everything is average-priced. (Kind of like our Target here in the United States.) These two are incredibly popular because they attempt to live a normal life. I think they're great for that reason. Also, a lot of celebrities could take lessons from these two: They did not try to hide their baby from public so that they could do a big 'magazine reveal' like others do and did. They are great and I hope all goes well with them.

354 days ago
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CJ    

Kate Middleton seems to have too much class to pull a Beyonce, c'mon!

354 days ago
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Milehigh    

Yeah. Site sucks. But so nice to see people not hide their kids for a pay check! Pure class

354 days ago
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Dorothy Mantooth    

They should really be reenacting the Lion King. Can we get one of those shots, please?

354 days ago
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moveover    

The copy on this story sounds like it was written by a 14 yr. old. Don't you have any grownups on staff that are working today Sheeesh!

354 days ago
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Quiet    

i cant believe i am able to see the parents and part of the baby a day after it was born for free.

now why couldnt proud parents kanye and kim do this as their baby was born june 15 and in major hiding and beating up people so they dont talk to them..

what a world we live in

354 days ago
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Ryuga the Dragon Emperor    

The baby is ugly

354 days ago
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jason    

so if the royal family shows the kid is the kartrashians higher up in the hierarchy... since she wont show a pic of her kid..

354 days ago
11.

EW    

Says the site STILL talking about Kim K's baby?

354 days ago
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larry fine    

I hope the baby does not have loose morals or the addiction and eating disorder issues that grandma had.

354 days ago
13.

Mr. Velvet    

Stick to sucking dick and leave the journalism to real writers! Go **** yourself!

354 days ago
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Nora    

I bow before no human.

354 days ago
15.

Lucky_130    

These things happen

354 days ago
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