Pauly Shore Come Bang Where the Weasel Banged

8/27/2013 12:02 AM PDT

It's a dream come true for a Pauly Shore fan (yes, they still exist) -- a chance to live, eat, and bang just like the Weasel did while growing up in the Hollywood Hills!

Of course, finding an "Encino Man" lover with $5.8 mil lying around might be a challenge.