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'Nirvana' Guitarist Pat Smear

HUGE DONG

... Wife Says

9/17/2013 11:38 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
EXCLUSIVE

091713_pat_smear_launchRock legend Pat Smear -- who played guitar for Nirvana and the Foo Fighters -- has a huge penis ... this according to an expert on the matter, his wife.

Pat and his wife were leaving Craig's in Hollywood the other night when we started talking about things like rock stars and devil worshiping (the usual).

During the convo, Pat's friend Bill Carroll (radio guy) made a joke about Pat having a tiny instrument ... and that's when Mrs. Smear chimed in and gave us the 411 on Pat's ginormous pud.

And now you know.

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Nekru    

Any relation to Pap Smear?

398 days ago
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Dead account Delete at will    

Like his wife is gonna say, Ya my husband has a tiny dong. Such a retarded line of questioning. At least he politely just turns his back to them without a word. handled properly. Unlike some rap artists

398 days ago
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SAY WHAT    

The smallest woman can break the biggest man with three little words ... Is it in ?

398 days ago
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SAY WHAT    

A penis has a hard life. Its hair is always messy, its brothers are nuts, its neighbors an ******* and its best friends a *****!

398 days ago
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Rob Zombie is King    

I always thought he was gay! lol

398 days ago
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strunz2318    

I thought he came out as gay....The questions asked by the photographers couldn't have been more stupid. Did Jimi Hendrix burn his guitar for the devil? They won't need directions to the next Mensa meeting.

398 days ago
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Thewind    

Well thankfully someone is asking the hard questions.

398 days ago
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waterbugging    

What ever happened to what we do is secret!?

398 days ago
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lili    

She said he's half black lol

398 days ago
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josephgein    

He was also the guitarist for The Germs, one of the greatest punks bands to even exist. Geez, TMZ sucks.

398 days ago
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UNLEVINED HARVEY    

the word is hervis is hung like a hummingbird

398 days ago
12.

Kelly    

This site is going downhill faster than a roller coaster.

398 days ago
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CathyJ    

TMZ so classy.

398 days ago
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CHET5409,Boston    

why he gotta be half black? white folks have big one's too, i kicked a blackman out cause he was too small once, had nothin to do wit race just size..

398 days ago
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I LOVE MY NIPPLES    

I wanna try your nice LARGE P ENIS!!! I can *********** & I do A NAL ; ) xoxoxo

398 days ago
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