Rihanna Buns Up in Greece A Pose So Hot, You'd ...

10/25/2013 12:02 AM PDT

's sexy vacation pics sent our minds off to the magical Land of Hypotheticals -- where you can ponder just how much danger you'd expose yourself to ... in order to get with RiRi.

Of course we'd never have a shot in hell of being near her -- so this game's all we got.