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Charlie Sheen to Phil Robertson

Apologize ...

Or Face a 'Masheen Style Media Beatdown'

12/21/2013 2:03 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF
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Charlie Sheen just WENT OFF on "Duck Dynasty" star Phil Robertson -- threatening to unleash a monstrous media attack on the reality star ... unless he makes amends with gay people.

Sheen posted the long diatribe on Twitter ... and quickly put Phil on notice saying, "just when your desperately sub evolved ass thought the pressure was off, you are now in the crosshairs of a MaSheen style media beat down."

Charlie claims he's only voicing his opinion out of the blue for one reason ... to stick up for all his gay friends whose voices are not as powerful.

The letter is filled with classic Sheenism's -- like calling Phil a "shower-dodger", something about Charlie whittling his "cosmic banjo" ... and even a "news flash" for old times sake.

update-grey-gray-barhey Mallard brained
Phil Robertso!
you have offended and hurt so many dear friends of mine,
who DO NOT have the voice or the outreach that I do.
well news flash
shower-dodger,
I will speak loudly and clearly for ALL of them.
so,
just when your desperately sub evolved ass thought the pressure was off,
you are now in the crosshairs of a MaSheen style media
beat down.
(I'll try to keep the big words to a minimum as not to confuse you)

your statements were and are
abhorrently and
mendaciously unforgivable.

the idea that you have a job
outside of dirt-clod stacking
is a miracle.

the only 'Dynasty' you are attached to might be the
re-runs of that dated show.

the only thing you should ever be in charge of building is a hole in the ground the exact size of
your head.
perhaps your beard would fit as well if you plucked out the
army of scabies and
bull weevils sequestered deep in it's sarcophagus of dander and weasel pelts.

shame on you.
you're the only surviving
brain donor I've ever known.

when the gators and Egrets
kick you out of their
hovel,
you need to make serious amends to those you have
radically offended.

on the eight day
when I was whittling my cosmic banjo,
I'm pretty sure YOU were the scattered dross I then used to light a fire and
locate the nearest
Andy Gump.

repulsed by you;
c sheen

hash tag;
Duck; that was me.
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76.

smorbie    

I bet this Robertson guy was fi

214 days ago
77.

You Wish    

Sounds like Chuckie has his knickers in a twist. I'll just BET it is because their show has higher ratings than his combined. Druggie porn freak, how dare you! Get over yourself........You need Jesus.

214 days ago
78.

Obamais still aracist    

I would love to confront some of these nasty stupid celebs like charlie and his buddy baldwin the wous I would let them charge toward me just so I could defend myself and stomp them literally to death and make the world better

214 days ago
79.

mackster11    

STFUP Charlie before your as$ gets a beat down!!! No one cares what you think!

214 days ago
80.

urnexx    

Sheen needs to go all over town, round up all his children in one place. Sincerly apologize to them for being such a douche father, divide his money between them and then disappear. That would be a christmas miracle!

214 days ago
81.

rebecca lopez    

WTG Charlie!

214 days ago
82.

Bitchplease    

I dont like either one of these guys but I find it hilarious that everyone thinks they don't own big houses or spend their money. Bull****. If their such good religious folk then why hasn't any of that money been given to charity or church? Their sitting in their house counting their money laughing at all of u idiots thinking their good Christian folk. Lol What a joke.

214 days ago
83.

Rush Limbaugh    

You people are hypocrites. If it was Black dude on TV racially disparaging White people and using the bible as justification you would DEMAND he be fired. You know it's true.

214 days ago
84.

Chweener    

Man, who in the hell woke Charlie up? Seriously, he needs to be medicated, and I am not trying to make fun. He has the illusions of grandiosity present through everything he says. He beats on his family with it. Enough already. Geez!

214 days ago
85.

Flyspe    

Why didn't he call Alec Baldwin out?

214 days ago
86.

jill    

HEY DOUCHEBAG sheen....

The same freedoms you are trying to deny that right wing dude are the SAME ONEs you HIDE behind with your idiotic and insane rantings.

Sheen is a Hypocritical tool, with diarrhea of the mouth

214 days ago
87.

JT    

You know you're lower than low when Charlie Sheen can take the moral high ground.

214 days ago
88.

BiggRegg    

Chalie sheen is just a crack smoking drunk looking for attention

214 days ago
89.

Mrs.B82    

Maybe if you cared half as much about your kids as you do about Phil Robertson and his statement you could actually be a dad ....put down the powder!!
#mediawhore

214 days ago
90.

Theresa    

Charlie Sheen is a FUDGE PACKER !!! He is one person that we don't need to hear more Delusional Sociopath comments from. Charlie needs to be Institutionalized for many years... he has fried his brain with all the booze & drugs. Total Idiot !!!

214 days ago
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