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Charlie Sheen to Phil Robertson

Apologize ...

Or Face a 'Masheen Style Media Beatdown'

12/21/2013 2:03 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF
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Charlie Sheen just WENT OFF on "Duck Dynasty" star Phil Robertson -- threatening to unleash a monstrous media attack on the reality star ... unless he makes amends with gay people.

Sheen posted the long diatribe on Twitter ... and quickly put Phil on notice saying, "just when your desperately sub evolved ass thought the pressure was off, you are now in the crosshairs of a MaSheen style media beat down."

Charlie claims he's only voicing his opinion out of the blue for one reason ... to stick up for all his gay friends whose voices are not as powerful.

The letter is filled with classic Sheenism's -- like calling Phil a "shower-dodger", something about Charlie whittling his "cosmic banjo" ... and even a "news flash" for old times sake.

update-grey-gray-barhey Mallard brained
Phil Robertso!
you have offended and hurt so many dear friends of mine,
who DO NOT have the voice or the outreach that I do.
well news flash
I will speak loudly and clearly for ALL of them.
just when your desperately sub evolved ass thought the pressure was off,
you are now in the crosshairs of a MaSheen style media
beat down.
(I'll try to keep the big words to a minimum as not to confuse you)

your statements were and are
abhorrently and
mendaciously unforgivable.

the idea that you have a job
outside of dirt-clod stacking
is a miracle.

the only 'Dynasty' you are attached to might be the
re-runs of that dated show.

the only thing you should ever be in charge of building is a hole in the ground the exact size of
your head.
perhaps your beard would fit as well if you plucked out the
army of scabies and
bull weevils sequestered deep in it's sarcophagus of dander and weasel pelts.

shame on you.
you're the only surviving
brain donor I've ever known.

when the gators and Egrets
kick you out of their
you need to make serious amends to those you have
radically offended.

on the eight day
when I was whittling my cosmic banjo,
I'm pretty sure YOU were the scattered dross I then used to light a fire and
locate the nearest
Andy Gump.

repulsed by you;
c sheen

hash tag;
Duck; that was me.

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Omg so tired of Charlie sheen. He was funny at first now its tiring.

308 days ago

lord flashheart    

Hero !

308 days ago

Fish leg    

I actually really liked Charlie, until now.

308 days ago


Charlie, you dirty ol hypocritical attention whore

308 days ago


More Kardashian news for today plz (:

308 days ago


Go, Charlie, Go! Get that ignorant duck humper.

308 days ago


since when does Charlie Sheen's opinion matter???

308 days ago


Phil has his equal right to feel the way he does. Why are we forced gay rights down our throat and crucified if were not for it? Where is the equal rights there?

308 days ago


Before worrying about other people, take care if your kids FIRST!

308 days ago


Listen to the man who torched 1+ million a week in the name of booger sugar,booze, xx starlettes, and is OBVI one heck of a parent Hell learn you how to get into Rehab quick fast.

308 days ago


Charlie Sheen, the universal voice of morality.


308 days ago

Ryan Neil    

Charlie Sheen is AWESOME!!!!

308 days ago


Charlie is aways on the wrong end of things. What ever he says or does do the opposite. Find out who he likes in the super bowl and bet the opposite.

308 days ago

my opinion    

Oh great, another dumb idiot who is making things more bigger then what it seems, why can't they interview us regular people nd let see any dumb celebrity or activist would say something cause they know its not a surprise when normal citizen talk **** about any politics or race nd sexuality...

308 days ago


At 67, Phil would still kick Charlie's ass.

308 days ago
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