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Petey Pablo

I Had a Chef in Prison

Best Microwave Cook Ever

3/13/2014 4:23 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
EXCLUSIVE

0313-petey-pablo-getty-01Petey Pablo had a personal chef while he was locked up for his firearms conviction ... but picture less Wolfgang Puck, and more Miss Claudette.

Pablo tells TMZ ... he paid another inmate to cook his meals -- dishes like chicken, pizza, and rice and beans.  Wolf ranges are not available in the big house, but microwaves were readily available.

The "chef" would buy ingredients from the prison commissary and whip up the meals.  Pablo's favorite -- a spicy rice bowl with jalapenos and available meat.  Pablo boasts, "It was some of the best food you could ever make in a microwave."

The rapper says he learned a hard lesson behind bars ... and vows to never carry a gun again.

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BLUE UGLY 💩    

He paid his cook with azz

170 days ago
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Teresa andrews    

TMZ is disgusting. You go out of your way to post stories that cast black men in a negative light. You find stories on the most obscure black "celebrities" so you can accomplish this. Your racist is very thinly veiled.

170 days ago
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bring back recent posts    

Meat nuked in a microwave, ewwie. I guess under the cir***stances 5 star meal, I hope he doesn't do this now that he is out of jail!

170 days ago
4.

static    

Bullschiznt.

170 days ago
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billybob    

The way to a man's heart is through his stomach... whereby in jail, those guys usually take the cutoff through the anus.

170 days ago
6.

ASH    

He made one song...
?
And he still has enough money for a cook!?

170 days ago
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guerrero329    

He made his own helicopter though

170 days ago
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Greasy    

The hard lesson he learned is, if you want a chef in prison, you have to suck some purple crayons and take it up the dirt road to Del Rio.

170 days ago
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Greasy    

FACT: Nobody is cooking anything for you in prison unless you were doing sexual favors for them. They don't cook for you because they enjoy cooking. They only do it in exchange for gay sex.

170 days ago
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Crabby    

dumb ass hood rat should have died of food poisoning

170 days ago
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HRH Prince Michael    

".....So cope with your World and keep passin' the buck, while The Future lives to die, looks like you better duck/
and hold on to your children, the little boy and girl
before they get caught-up in our Freaky Deaky World.."
"Freaky Deaky World" by The Gangsta of Love
(c) 1998 JONAH Productions/Melchizedek Muse Music


RIAA/NARAS/BMI/Studio-"Gansgstas"/Chumpsters:
"WE won't let another Mutha-F*** Elvis happen!"

170 days ago
12.

ColiePolie    

He "paid" the guy. Riiiiight. Something reeks of wiener in this story and I think its Petey's breath.

170 days ago
13.

Jim    

Yet ANOTHER P.O.S. "rappa".

170 days ago
14.

Usagi-chan    

Tmz, please stop trying to make this loser relevant.

170 days ago
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Mysic_beats2013    

Who cares probably was just a "banquet" and "smart food" TV dinner

170 days ago
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