'Fifty Shades' Reviews More Painful Than S&M Session [TMZ TV]

2/13/2015 10:00 AM PST

'Fifty Shades of Grey' Reviews -- More Painful Than S&M Session (TMZ TV)

TMZ TV

Reviews are pouring in for the “Fifty Shades of Grey” movie, and uh ... well, they pretty much all suck.

But there is a silver lining here -- we finally have an excuse to talk discuss the proper use ... of anal beads. Yeah, it's about to get deep.