Bella Hadid & Kendall Jenner Dans le Club de Striptease ... Zut Alors!

3/2/2017 8:21 AM PST

Bella Hadid, Kendall Jenner Hit Paris Strip Club with Model Pals

Bella Hadid's idea of fashion show after-party -- topless chicks! Tastefully done, of course, in a Paris strip club.

Bella, Kendall Jenner, Hailey Baldwin and a gang of other models slipped into the Pink Paradise Wednesday night after walking in the H&M show. Not shockingly ... this looks like way more fun than a fashion show.

You can't sit with them -- but you can give 'em lap dances!

That's how we're gonna imagine the evening went, anyway.