With all her Louis Vuitton trunks in tow, Paris Hilton is off to South Africa to party with the likes of Cristiano Ronaldo at the World Cup ... if he hasn't gone home already. The 29-year-old… READ MORE >
Born – February 5, 1985
Funchal, Madeira, Portugal
Footballer, father, bringer of lady wood.
Member of Real Madrid football club who became the highest paid soccer player in history when he joined the team, signing a contract reportedly worth up to $131.6 million dollars. That's more than most people make in a YEAR.
Nicknamed "Euro-Greasy" for his slick backed hair, constant tan, waxed body and possibly because he may have boned Paris Hilton once. Gross.
Dates beautiful models and drives expensive cars. But take all that away and what do you have? One of the richest, most elite athletes on the planet. Damn you Ronaldo … you beautiful bastard.
Portugal's soccer superstar Cristiano Ronaldo may be dealing with huge distraction during the World Cup -- his rumored new girlfriend, Armani Exchange model Irina Shayk.Ronaldo was voted the 2008… READ MORE >