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Cristiano Ronaldo

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Born – February 5, 1985
Funchal, Madeira, Portugal

Footballer, father, bringer of lady wood.

Member of Real Madrid football club who became the highest paid soccer player in history when he joined the team, signing a contract reportedly worth up to $131.6 million dollars. That's more than most people make in a YEAR.

Nicknamed "Euro-Greasy" for his slick backed hair, constant tan, waxed body and possibly because he may have boned Paris Hilton once. Gross.

Dates beautiful models and drives expensive cars. But take all that away and what do you have? One of the richest, most elite athletes on the planet. Damn you Ronaldo … you beautiful bastard.

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Cristiano Ronaldo Denies Fan His John Hancock

Cristiano Ronaldo Denies Fan His John Hancock

Portuguese soccer stud Cristiano Ronaldo left a female soccer fan hysterical in the streets of Manhattan last night after he ignored her autograph requests. Ronaldo, who is in the States after… READ MORE >

Cristiano Ronaldo's GF -- Hot from All Sides

Cristiano Ronaldo's GF -- Hot from All Sides

Soccer stud Cristiano Ronaldo turned his back on his smokin' hot girlfriend Irina Shayk as she showed off her bikini body at a pool in NYC on Wednesday.She may not be a California gurl, but… READ MORE >

- 1383 days ago
Cristiano Ronaldo -- Polished from Head to Toe

Cristiano Ronaldo -- Polished from Head to Toe

Soccer stud Cristiano Ronaldo took a break from the NYC heat by lounging poolside in the shade and exposing his sexy ... painted toe nails.He's so pedi. READ MORE >

- 1383 days ago
Cristiano Ronaldo -- Pool Boy

Cristiano Ronaldo -- Pool Boy

Team Portugal soccer stud -- and new dad -- Cristiano Ronaldo got over losing the World Cup by cooling off his golden, buff, hairless muscles at a pool in Manhattan the other day.Ronaldo is only… READ MORE >

- 1384 days ago
Paris Brings All Her Baggage to World Cup

Paris Brings
All Her Baggage to World Cup

With all her Louis Vuitton trunks in tow, Paris Hilton is off to South Africa to party with the likes of Cristiano Ronaldo at the World Cup ... if he hasn't gone home already. The 29-year-old… READ MORE >

- 1391 days ago
Cristiano Ronaldo -- Crotchety Little Man

Cristiano Ronaldo -- Crotchety Little Man

The World Cup has made Team Portugal's Cristiano Ronaldo a little touchy-feely.The 25-year-old tanned futbol star is a pro at handling himself. READ MORE >

- 1392 days ago
Bocanegra vs. Ronaldo: Who'd You Rather?

Bocanegra vs. Ronaldo
Who'd You Rather?

Team USA's captain Carlos Bocanegra and Team Portugal's Cristiano Ronaldo both showed off their buff torsos during separate World Cup matches this week.Question is ... READ MORE >

- 1394 days ago
Cristiano Ronaldo -- Inside the Locker Room

Cristiano Ronaldo -- Inside the Locker Room

Take a look at Team Portugal's tan, smooth and shirtless futbol stud Cristiano Ronaldo inside the team locker room.The sexy pics are from a new Nike Portugal video showing the soccer star… READ MORE >

- 1404 days ago
Cristiano Ronaldo's Rumored Girlfriend -- Score!!!

Cristiano Ronaldo's Rumored Girlfriend -- Score!!!

Portugal's soccer superstar Cristiano Ronaldo may be dealing with huge distraction during the World Cup -- his rumored new girlfriend, Armani Exchange model Irina Shayk.Ronaldo was voted the 2008… READ MORE >

- 1407 days ago
Cristiano Ronaldo -- Now Even More Waxed

Cristiano Ronaldo -- Now Even More Waxed

Team Portugal's shaved, tweezed, plucked and gelled soccer stud Cristiano Ronaldo has had the life waxed out of him.Madame Tussauds unveiled their wax sculpture (left) of the 25-year-old futbol… READ MORE >

- 1412 days ago

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