The Situation

Real Name – Irrelevant

Born – July 4, 1982
Staten Island, New York, U.S.

Local meathead turned underwear model turned reality star turned grossly overexposed national joke.

Known for his trademark washboard abs which can't actually be trademarked because they're abs and anyone who works out a lot can get them.

Got punched in the face when “Jersey Shore” went to Italy … America rejoiced.

Released an autobiography that only sold 12,000 copies, which has gotta be depressing to the person who actually wrote it.

Made more than 5 million dollars in 2010. Just something to think about as you're struggling to pay back those student loans.

Graduated high school.

LATEST STORIES
  
The Situation -- I'm Finally Shooting My Own Reality Show!

The Situation
I'm Finally Taping My Own Reality Show!

It's T-Shiiiiiiiiiirt time -- or at least it will be soon -- because Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino is back in front of reality TV cameras.Sources close to the situation tell TMZ ... the "Jersey… READ MORE >

The Situation Lawsuit -- Accused of Hiding Drug Problem From Vodka Company

The Situation Lawsuit
Accused of Hiding Drug Problem from Vodka Co.

The Situation was a menace to work with and kept his drug addiction a secret from his employers -- this according to the protein-infused vodka company who just filed a counter-suit against him.… READ MORE >

- 169 days ago
The Situation Sues Vodka Company -- You Owe Me Millions!

The Situation
Sues Vodka Company You Owe Me Millions!

Protein infused vodka sounds like a good idea (kind of) ... unless you're The Situation ... who's suing the company behind the product for allegedly screwing him out MILLIONS OF DOLLARS. Sitch… READ MORE >

- 183 days ago
The Situation -- Wins Big in Anti-Fat Cream Lawsuit

The Situation
Wins Big in Anti-Fat Cream Lawsuit

The Situation scored a major legal victory over a company that hired him to promote their anti-fat cream, but then sued him for reneging his duties and hiding an RX drug addiction ... TMZ has… READ MORE >

- 211 days ago
Ryan Lochte & The Situation -- Who'd You Rather?

Ryan Lochte & The Situation
Who'd You Rather?

Olympic gold met Hawaiian Tropic gold as swimming sensation Ryan Lochte and "Jersey Shore" goomba The Situation bro'd out together at LIV nightclub in Miami this weekend.Question is ...More Who'd… READ MORE >

- 236 days ago
The Situation Sues -- I Charge $30,000 to Appear in Nightclubs

The Situation Sues
I Charge $30,000 to Appear in Nightclubs

The Situation charges $30,000 A POP to appear in Vegas nightclubs ... so says the "Jersey Shore" star ... who's now suing a promoter for stiffing him to  the tune of $60k. Sitch filed the… READ MORE >

- 257 days ago
The Situation -- Buries the Hatchet With Ex-Manager ... Drops $1 Million Lawsuit

The Situation
Buries the Hatchet with Bitter Ex-Manager

The Situation and his former manager struck a deal outside the courtroom and mutually decided to dismiss a $1,000,000 lawsuit, TMZ has learned. As TMZ first reported, The Sitch was sued in… READ MORE >

- 289 days ago
The Situation -- Sued for Hiding Rx Drug Addiction

The Situation
Sued for Hiding Rx Drug Addiction

The Situation was supposed to be the face of some anti-fat cream, but instead he ended up in rehab and never did a thing ... so says the company who hired him ... and now they want their $$$ back,… READ MORE >

- 302 days ago
The Situation -- No Gel, No Abs, No Alcohol

The Situation
No Gel, No Abs, No Alcohol NO PROBLEM

It was a totally different Situation in Las Vegas last night ... where the "Jersey Shore" star celebrated his birthday without any of trademarks making an appearance. Sitch turned 30 back on… READ MORE >

- 309 days ago
'Jersey Shore' Guidos -- Who'd You Rather?

'Jersey Shore' Shirtless Guidos
Who'd You Rather?

After long hours of GTL, "Jersey Shore" dudes Ronnie, Pauly D, Vinny and The Situation showed off their bronzed, buff bods at the beach in Seaside Heights on Wednesday.Question is ...More Who'd… READ MORE >

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