Victoria Beckham's new moniker: International Woman of Mystery.
Trying to be incognito (yeah, sure) in a long trenchcoat, knee-high black boots and big black sunglasses, Posh was spotted at Madrid airport yesterday. The espionage outfit didn't deflect attention, and the former Spice Girl was quickly bombarded with questions by the paparazzi crush.
One nugget from the pap assault; Beckham will not be singing solo, acting or re-forming her defunct pop-quintet anytime soon.
The whooshing sound you hear is the worldwide sigh of relief.