Feeling depressed about the passing of the Godfather of Soul aka the Hardest Working Man in Show Business?
Couldn't find a flight to the public memorial service in Augusta Georgia? Fortunately, eBay has got you covered in your time of sorrow.

A program from the funeral, originally intended for friends and close family members, has popped up on eBay.

Now you can have a chance to finish that James Brown shrine you've worked on so tirelessly.