Curse "Departs": Scorsese, Picture Win!
And the crowd goes wild for Marty, who promptly says, "Could you double-check the envelope?"
Well, so much for the theory that there'd be no clear Oscar favorite: "Departed" has taken best picture, director, editor and screenplay.
We also imagine that this is a bad time to be Brad Grey's shrink. I mean, talk about mixed feelings: The good news? You just produced the best picture of the year. The bad news? You produced it for your bloodthirsty competitor, Warner Bros.
Pass the Paxil, please.