Gratuitous Hot Body Video
Kristin Cavallari and perfectly toned boyfriend Nick Zano don't really have much lined up professionally ... but damn are they hot to look at!
TMZ cameras spotted the scantily clad twosome at the Polaroid House, playing soccer in the sand amid Kristin's wedgie-related wardrobe malfunctions.
Who cares about "The Hills" when the view on the beach looks like this?!