Presidential hopeful John McCain celebrated his 71st birthday a day early on Tuesday -- paparazzi style!
The Arizona senator partied like a rock star by hitting up celeb fave Mr. Chow in Beverly Hills. The former prisoner of war left the A-list eatery in a limo, while wife Cindy was ushered onto a private bus. Oh, the humanity!
No reports of this Republican politician engaged in any "lewd" bathroom behavior. Don't ask, don't tell!