Rita vs. Elvira: Who'd You Rather? Rita vs. Elvira Who'd You Rather? 9/16/2007 11:47 PM PT This one's for the AARP crowd: Vegas comedian Rita Rudner (left) is 54 today, while Cassandra "Elvira" Peterson (right) is 56. The question is ... Share on Facebook Share on X Rita Rudner Elvira Beauty Who'd You Rather?