Usually, when a curvy, topless, bikini-bottomed star is snapped on the beach, it's a good thing. Unfortunately, this time it was Pauly Shore! Apologies to all lunching viewers.

The 39-year-old anti-McConaughey hit the beach in Hawaii on Thursday, sporting a hot girlfriend -- and an unfortunate banana hammock.

Check out why Pauly should have left more than just his career in the "Bio-Dome."