The French aren't like us -- they're lovin' freshly divorced President Sarkozy -- checking out the pyramids with his hottie girlfriend, model/singer Carla Bruni! Imagine if Bill had divorced Hillary and taken up with, say, Heidi Klum -- there would have been a movement to impeach him! Oh, wait. Nevermind.

But in France, where love is synonymous with all things French, the president is just another older dude in too-tight jeans with a hot, younger babe. Toujours l'amour!